Vans how the devil are you old bean? For the rest of you here vans is a top lad on one of the other QPR forums!...
Yes Beth vans is a funny poster over there on we are guardian reader boys....he doesn't read the guardian though but the sport like me!
Some great stories in the sport facto! Very quiet on the other board, all the good lads have gone bar a few. all asking for updates on doddinghurst cuckoo and gagging for a snippet from fat sue. Hope your well !!!
van is one of our best muckers hes always happy and like me and facto he has the shaven head and broken nose but the great leader facto has hung up his boots the old doc martins are thread bare gone is the ben sherman and the menacing glare our bloody battalions are on the best behaviour as brentford run amok and even our home guard have retired outdside the springbok but there is stilll one great man thats south harra van the phil mitchell lookalike who knows a thing or two and even his underpants are white and blue love you van thanks for the visit see if you can get our great commander welcomed back too
Yes yes Ted vans is one of the true bastions of northolt and it's a shame many posters have left over there... I was like the A TEAM and found guilty for a crime I did not commit...but myu and co are now earning big money from Google add over there and are scared to lose this income... If we could get handsome mattyqpr,lonesie,westie ,Jimmy rabbit over here this board would be the numero uno!
Well vannie, fat sue got the sack from Godfrey's the bakers of hornchurch for gross misconduct with some apple doughnuts and a split tin....as for the doddinghurst cuckoo he is alive n well and shacked up with a thrush called basil!
the pirates of the fantasy island wont leave they are hopelessly addicted to myu who is quite the most charismatic of people,i think one day he could be on the directorship of qpr he knows a thing or two about running buisinesses and hes an absolute diamond
love is always around when factomondo is in town the women go crazy for him but he always stays true to his one and only love from hornchurch fat sue thats why factomondo we love you
yes yes yes durbar thats a good one yes yes yes you can join our gang first get your nose broken then you must listen to the first cuckoo of the doddinghurst bird that is spoken yes yes yes
I'm crying with tears of love here , even ol cilla couldn't do a reunion like this! Ted our storm trooper is looking after the Northolt regiment whilst facto our leader takes care of Essex! The platoon will descend on Cardiff April 16th xx
yes once more the bloodied battalions will march perehaps we are older with our artheritic limbs full of starch but with general chief of staff facto once more commanding those lovers of sheep seeing his old broken nose will once more break down and weep love you van send the northolt out to steal the vans once more the stormtroopers will follow there plans forget friendship we will only accept a dictatorship yes i will return to see neil warnock re instated im going to buy him a watch gold plated LOVE YOU VAN LOVE YOU IVE GOT TO GO BACK TO BROADMOOR FOR A COUPLE OF VISITS THEN I SHOULD BE ABLE TO GET A BRAIN IMPLANT THAT WOULD CERTAINLY HELP
Hahahaha, I had to read that 5 times ted you ol rascal!!! Cardiff here we come! Peter hucker no less is on our bus, we're putting him in goal at the back of the coach!!!
