THE "Teds Thread" Thread

Isn't a fart less than a ****?

 

watford ranger ill get you nailed to that wooden seat outside that qpr pub in south oxhey

 

but they wont let you manage my club,but next season les will bring you in with jimmy floyde and then you can come home,we will go up as champions you know we will, but this time we will never let you leave us again we will give you a million pounds a season then when your 85 years of age you can be our life president and we will give you a tractor of solid gold

 

Aha. I see what you've done there Mr Ted. Copying the Ipswich Town blue print for success.

I think this needs a bit of refinement though. As such, I acknowlede your gold tractor but I propose a platinum tractor and reducing the qualifying age for said tractor to 75 years of age. Other terms will be negotiable.

I also feel there's a need to address the recognition and reward for JFH in this scenario, to bring a bit of balance.

What say you?

 

ive been re winding the goal against charlton im talking about the first goal it looks like to me that the ball hits our number two and changes tragectory has anybody else picked that up or am i wrong does it deffinately miss everybody then go into the net but my point is that a ball wouldnt normally change direction like that can someone clarify this

 

jIMMY fLOYDE HAD PUT A DEVICE IN THE BALL BEFORE KICK OFF AND WAS STEERING IT FROM THE DUGOUT, tHE TRAGIC TRAGECTORY WAS CORRECTED, jUST LIKE eL kHAYATE'S SHOT WAS HEADING FOR THE CORNER FLAG UNTIL jIMMY fLOYDE TOOK OVER, BUT DON'T TELL ANYONE...

 

I haven't read what you've written, but yes, I can confirm that you're wrong.

 

Not enoug spwelling mistakres

 

well that clears that up thanks guys

 

Some nice comments to an honest question. Quality.

 

I can confirm that it did indeed go straight in, without touching Charlton's no. 15.

 

I cannot comment Ted because i was on another planet at that time (too much beer).

 

Best place by all accounts...

 

We do not have a no2...I think you are asking about No23 Junior Hoillet. The club have acredited the goal to Phillips, so we must assume it went straight in.

 

ok beth then thats thrown a bit of light on it then i thought if it was a defender he may not claim it but junior would definately have claiomed it so then thats the answer it was phillips goal

 

You're all mad in the TED

 

your all mad in the ted
we are the rangers not the shed
la la la la la la la la

 

well i cant possibly give jimmy floyde any recognition for what hes done because hes made some terrible mistakes in his short managerial career even im a better manager than he is

 

Definitely the funniest thing you've ever said on here