THE "Teds Thread" Thread

  • Please bear with us on the new site integration and fixing any known bugs over the coming days. If you can not log in please try resetting your password and check your spam box. If you have tried these steps and are still struggling email [email protected] with your username/registered email address
  • Log in now to remove adverts - no adverts at all to registered members!
but they wont let you manage my club,but next season les will bring you in with jimmy floyde and then you can come home,we will go up as champions you know we will, but this time we will never let you leave us again we will give you a million pounds a season then when your 85 years of age you can be our life president and we will give you a tractor of solid gold
 
  • Like
Reactions: kiwiqpr
Aha. I see what you've done there Mr Ted. Copying the Ipswich Town blue print for success.

I think this needs a bit of refinement though. As such, I acknowlede your gold tractor but I propose a platinum tractor and reducing the qualifying age for said tractor to 75 years of age. Other terms will be negotiable.

I also feel there's a need to address the recognition and reward for JFH in this scenario, to bring a bit of balance.

What say you?
 
Last edited:
ive been re winding the goal against charlton im talking about the first goal it looks like to me that the ball hits our number two and changes tragectory has anybody else picked that up or am i wrong does it deffinately miss everybody then go into the net but my point is that a ball wouldnt normally change direction like that can someone clarify this
 
  • Like
Reactions: kiwiqpr
jIMMY fLOYDE HAD PUT A DEVICE IN THE BALL BEFORE KICK OFF AND WAS STEERING IT FROM THE DUGOUT, tHE TRAGIC TRAGECTORY WAS CORRECTED, jUST LIKE eL kHAYATE'S SHOT WAS HEADING FOR THE CORNER FLAG UNTIL jIMMY fLOYDE TOOK OVER, BUT DON'T TELL ANYONE...:grin:
 
  • Like
Reactions: Uber_Hoop
jIMMY fLOYDE HAD PUT A DEVICE IN THE BALL BEFORE KICK OFF AND WAS STEERING IT FROM THE DUGOUT, tHE TRAGIC TRAGECTORY WAS CORRECTED, jUST LIKE eL kHAYATE'S SHOT WAS HEADING FOR THE CORNER FLAG UNTIL jIMMY fLOYDE TOOK OVER, BUT DON'T TELL ANYONE...:grin:

Not enoug spwelling mistakres
 
ive been re winding the goal against charlton im talking about the first goal it looks like to me that the ball hits our number two and changes tragectory has anybody else picked that up or am i wrong does it deffinately miss everybody then go into the net but my point is that a ball wouldnt normally change direction like that can someone clarify this

I think it went straight in Ted.
 
ive been re winding the goal against charlton im talking about the first goal it looks like to me that the ball hits our number two and changes tragectory has anybody else picked that up or am i wrong does it deffinately miss everybody then go into the net but my point is that a ball wouldnt normally change direction like that can someone clarify this
We do not have a no2...I think you are asking about No23 Junior Hoillet. The club have acredited the goal to Phillips, so we must assume it went straight in.
 
ok beth then thats thrown a bit of light on it then i thought if it was a defender he may not claim it but junior would definately have claiomed it so then thats the answer it was phillips goal
 
  • Like
Reactions: kiwiqpr
well i cant possibly give jimmy floyde any recognition for what hes done because hes made some terrible mistakes in his short managerial career even im a better manager than he is
 
  • Like
Reactions: kiwiqpr