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Off Topic THE TALK B**LOCKS PLUS WHIPPET OF THE WEEK THREAD

Discussion in 'Barnsley' started by UTRs, Feb 23, 2015.

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  1. Wooperts_duck

    Wooperts_duck Well-Known Member Staff Member

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    Which one is best - a Greyhound or a Whippet ?

    Answers on the back of a postcard please....
     
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    Wooperts_duck, Mar 26, 2015
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    UTRs Senile Member

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    I struggle to tell the difference a lot of the time, both cute dogs in my opinion.
     
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    UTRs, Mar 27, 2015
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    kiwiqpr Barnsie Mod

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    whippets are best
    after pigeons and brass bands
    ahh brass bands
     
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    kiwiqpr, Mar 27, 2015
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    Wooperts_duck Well-Known Member Staff Member

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    Hey kiwi, don't forget the Ferret - what a creature, especially when it's going up your trouser leg <yikes>
     
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    Wooperts_duck, Mar 27, 2015
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    kiwiqpr Barnsie Mod

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    so we have a dead elephant as mascot
    now we have an official not606 Barnsley forum tune
     
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    kiwiqpr, Mar 28, 2015
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    Morning Kiwi, yes it's hilarious and you started all this off by hijacking the Barnsley forum. Top stuff mate<cheers>
     
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    Whippet of the week special!

    Yes it's that time of the week again, the only way to bring closure to the weekend. This weekend is a special edition as we will have a guest breed of dog. Our guest breed is the beagle. and after about less than a minute looking at them on google images here is the winner...

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    Don't panic whippet fans, normal whippet image winners will be back next Sunday with our new presenter Jeremy Clarkson...

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    UTRs, Mar 29, 2015
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    Wooperts_duck Well-Known Member Staff Member

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    Most Beagles are heavy smokers, since being kept in laboratories.

    Some of them have 30 a day habits.
     
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    Wooperts_duck, Mar 29, 2015
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    That's an expensive habit, just a ten pack costs about a fiver these days...
     
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    kiwiqpr Barnsie Mod

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    how ****ing much
     
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    kiwiqpr Barnsie Mod

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    arrrh
     
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    Whippet of the week

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    Looks like the Whippet equivalent of Hanniball Lecter <yikes>
     
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    Wooperts_duck, Apr 6, 2015
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    kiwiqpr Barnsie Mod

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    its
    its all in the eyes
     
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    kiwiqpr, Apr 6, 2015
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    I'v got to go for a p*ss!
     
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    Right I'm off now but my I need a piss statement brings a new talking point to this thread.

    At work I noticed that why do blokes often say "I'm just going for a piss"? Why do I need to know this info?

    Very strange!
     
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    So did anyone have a punt on today's Oxford Vs Cambridge Goat race?

    No that was not a spelling mistake, I kid you not the goat race...


    Pygmy goats race in Oxford Cambridge Goat Race

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    Oxford has edged to victory over Cambridge after the two sides locked horns in east London's annual Goat Race.

    Two pygmy goats raced 200m at Spitalfields City Farm near the River Thames, where the university Boat Race has taken place.

    Read more http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-london-32264655

    The Barnsley forum whippet says...

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    UTRs, Apr 11, 2015
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    Wooperts_duck Well-Known Member Staff Member

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    "I kid you not" - was that deliberate, or a slip of the finger ?

    Either way, very amusing :)
     
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    Wooperts_duck, Apr 11, 2015
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    kiwiqpr Barnsie Mod

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    The Barnsley forum whippet says...
    has any other forum got official mascots
     
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    kiwiqpr, Apr 11, 2015
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