Off Topic THE TALK B**LOCKS PLUS WHIPPET OF THE WEEK THREAD

sleep well Matt, you bastard

 

I think the elephant protests too much

 

This is the official anthem to the Talk B**locks thread and funny as it's called Elephant Talk.

I don't care what anyone thinks of this, I F-ing love it!

 

and heres the official mascot of the talk bollocks thread
(if that's ok utrs)

 

This made me smile, anyone else see this?

Canadians have been asked to stop drawing Leonard Nimoy-inspired Mr Spock pictures on their $5 bank notes.

For years, fans of the famous Star Trek character have been scribbling on the face of former PM Wilfrid Laurier - Canada's first Francophone prime minister - on $5 banknotes.

This gathered pace last week with the death of the actor.

Canada's central bank said earlier in the week that it was not illegal to add Spock's pointy Vulcan ears, sharp eyebrows and signature bowl haircut to the notes.

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Full story here http://news.sky.com/story/1438456/canadians-asked-to-stop-spocking-bank-notes

 

I want get a Canadian $5 from my travel agent now so I can Spock it

 

OK so it's gone all quite on the Barnsley forum. What we need is a new weekly feature to keep the regulars riveted so here is my contribution.

Whippet of the week!

Yes a new weekly competition where I type Whippet into a google search and click on images. I then decide every Sunday which whippet picture I like the best and post the winner on this thread.

For the week ending 08/03 /2015 whippet of the week goes to whippet number 3!

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Is that second lead for an invisible dog or is number three gearing up for a bungee jump?

 

looks like a worthy winner

 

Latest Elephant news.

QPR give trial to Nelly. Nelly the Elephant may be given the number 9 shirt if he continues to impress in an ongoing trial for the West London Hoops. Scouts were not concerned about his wight due to already having a player in the squad weighing in an extra 10kg heavier (Adel Taarabt).

Exclusive pic...

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must be the worlds smallest elephant
not much bigger than the ball

 

Fair point, I never looked at it that way, it's freaky!

 

Trust us... I mean them (nobody here but us Tykes) to sign the SWP of the elephant world.

 

I'm posting this news from my local news website as it happened at the school I used to go to.


Former teaching assistant escapes jail after admitting sex with boys

The 44-year-old would also text the boys telling them to leave lessons and then led them to a deserted maths classroom at a Wokingham borough school where she performed oral sex on them.

http://www.getreading.co.uk/news/re...ormer-teaching-assistant-escapes-jail-8839241

If Carlsberg did teaching assistants..

Well if they did then I would like them to look more like this...

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Imagine you were 16 and getting texts from her demanding you leave your lesson so she can give you a lesson in head instead...

 

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this is the real teachers assistant
or what you get when cheap cider does teaching assistants

 

Morning Kiwi. Yes I agree hence the like the concept if I was 16 and at school but I swapped the picture for that gorgeous brunet.

I live in a town called Woodley in Reading, the reason why I posted this is it really did happen at the school I used to go to.

It's f-ing hilarious and very sad also. Nothing surprises me anymore these days!

 

I imagine it would be a different headline had the assistant been male

 

Yes, joking aside she had sex with a 15 year old boy, no mention of the P word in that article. Kiwi it had not gone unnoticed.