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The sunderland//newcastle Banter Thread

Discussion in 'Sunderland' started by Steven Royston O'Neill, Nov 4, 2011.

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  1. Steven Royston O'Neill

    Steven Royston O'Neill Well-Known Member

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    SLAG OFF, BANTER, HAVE A LAUGH, its what you make it
     
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    Steven Royston O'Neill, Nov 4, 2011
  2. biggeordiedave

    biggeordiedave Active Member

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    I know, but I didn't think it'd be like this. I thought it'd be more, "you're a twat".
     
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    biggeordiedave, Nov 4, 2011
  3. Billy Death

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    Aye, it did take an unusual twist I'll give you that.

    Like a Stephen King novel.
     
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    Billy Death, Nov 4, 2011
  4. Steven Royston O'Neill

    Steven Royston O'Neill Well-Known Member

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    even though many hate to admit it, most of us actuly get on fine, dont tell anyone I said that
     
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    Steven Royston O'Neill, Nov 4, 2011
  5. Commachio

    Commachio Rambo 2021

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    [video=youtube;yT_aF8q81sU]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yT_aF8q81sU[/video]
     
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    Commachio, Nov 4, 2011
  6. biggeordiedave

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    I haven't listened to them for a while <laugh> Great band <ok>.
     
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    biggeordiedave, Nov 4, 2011
  7. Shameless

    Shameless Well hung member

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    really?
     
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    Shameless, Nov 4, 2011
  8. Agent Bruce

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    Thort wid givin up on inglish lessins.
     
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    Agent Bruce, Nov 4, 2011
  9. Agent Bruce

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    Just been listening to Guy Lombardo and his Royal Canadians playing Auld Lang Syne, you want to try and get your head around that one.
     
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    Agent Bruce, Nov 4, 2011
  10. Sidthemackem

    Sidthemackem Newcastle United 0-1 Cambridge United
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    Afternoon chaps. It's OT, but since there's a few on here, anyone have a good hangover cure? I was on the lash last night and got totally ****ered...
     
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    Sidthemackem, Nov 4, 2011

  11. skalpel

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    A slice of thinly buttered toast, a peach and a glass of fresh orange juice (with pulp). Works like magic every single time for me anyway.
     
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    skalpel, Nov 4, 2011
  12. MrRAWhite

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    The only thing that works for me is getting out for a brisk walk...It is unpleasant at first but it makes you feel better after a while.
     
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    MrRAWhite, Nov 4, 2011
  13. overseasTOON

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    Drink ginger and lemon tea, have an aspirin and then eat a banana. The phosphorus in the banana calms the stomach and the ginger tea is also good for digestion.
     
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    overseasTOON, Nov 4, 2011
  14. Sidthemackem

    Sidthemackem Newcastle United 0-1 Cambridge United
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    A brisk walk to the shops for lemon tea, toast, orange juice and a peach it is then. If I don't heave after that lot I'm cured!

    Ta, muchly...
     
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    Sidthemackem, Nov 4, 2011
  15. Billy Death

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    Sid, try a kebab & a bacon buttie marra.
     
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    Billy Death, Nov 4, 2011
  16. Steven Royston O'Neill

    Steven Royston O'Neill Well-Known Member

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    **** me, I understand that, what does that say?
     
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    Steven Royston O'Neill, Nov 4, 2011
  17. biggeordiedave

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    A pint of warm pork fat always does the trick Sid.
     
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    biggeordiedave, Nov 4, 2011
  18. Billy Death

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    We don't have a tea lady, we have a fit lass with massive tits serving pints of Guinnes.
     
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    Billy Death, Nov 4, 2011
  19. overseasTOON

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    This is a paragraph created at Cambridge University to see how peple read:

    The mind sees the misspelled word and corrects it so that we can read it.
     
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    overseasTOON, Nov 4, 2011
  20. Warmir Pouchov

    Warmir Pouchov Better than JPF

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    I take full responsibility for this becoming a twatfest. I just felt I'd had an epiphany regarding world energy problems, twats are the missing link. I think about this everytime wor lasses is near me. I think "you selfish **** keeping all that lovely heat to yourself"
     
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    Warmir Pouchov, Nov 4, 2011
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