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The sunderland//newcastle Banter Thread

Discussion in 'Sunderland' started by Steven Royston O'Neill, Nov 4, 2011.

  1. Steven Royston O'Neill

    Steven Royston O'Neill Well-Known Member

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    bollocks, the Ringtons garage is next to the SoL, need I say more
     
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  2. Chappaz

    Chappaz Active Member

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    Sunderland smells.

    *runs*
     
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  3. Mr Wonderful

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    ah, those where the times :)
     
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  4. Billy Death

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    I wondered how long it would take arsehole to show up.

    Alright Chappz?

    Was our banter overpriced as opposed to your superior free transfer banter?

    I would hazzard a guess that not one bit of our banter is good enough to get in the Newcastle banter eh?

    You have far better banterists like that **** Joker.

    He wouldn't get on our RW mind, we have Cest to play there.
     
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  5. MrRAWhite

    MrRAWhite Well-Known Member

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    If you have the runs mate, I dare bet it will be you who smells..<laugh>
     
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  6. Billy Death

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    Of course it does you daft twat.

    We still have a brewery.
     
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  7. Warmir Pouchov

    Warmir Pouchov Better than JPF

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    What a great thread. Afterall I wouldn't have got to see the monkey mackem vid again (its a classic), or laughed as we get called fat by a group of fans only to find they are indeed the fattest! You can't make it up.
     
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  8. Steven Royston O'Neill

    Steven Royston O'Neill Well-Known Member

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    I wish you would keep body shape out of it
     
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  9. Billy Death

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    Hadaway & ****e man.

    I bet you are about 9 stone soaking wet marra. Just like me!
     
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  10. Billy Death

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    Are you a female?

    I love females with warm pouches.
     
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  11. simonbh7

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    Kangaroo fetish?

    whatever floats your boat<ok>
     
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  12. Steven Royston O'Neill

    Steven Royston O'Neill Well-Known Member

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    now its getting exciting
     
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  13. MrRAWhite

    MrRAWhite Well-Known Member

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    He calls himself Warm Pouch because he has got Hot Pockets with the amount of time he spends fiddling with himself..
     
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  14. overseasTOON

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    Always remember that round is a shape Syd. My Father-in-law lives by this mantra when someone says he's out of shape.
     
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  15. Warmir Pouchov

    Warmir Pouchov Better than JPF

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    Nothing wrong with carrying a bit of timber if its all paid for. I think its a sign of a life enjoyed in some cases. In some cases it is just utter self loathing comfort eating of course. Its more acceptable when older too Syd, you're meant to be portly then or you look like Commander of Terra Nova (Stephen Lang). I just can't see me getting to 59 and thinking "you know what I'm going to turn myself into a muscle bound wrecking machine"
     
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  16. Colly NUFC

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    Can we put this on the Spurs board too just to piss off the guy in Finland?
     
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  17. Warmir Pouchov

    Warmir Pouchov Better than JPF

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    We all love a warm pouch. I've always thought if there was some way of harnessing the heat a fanny generates, we could go a long way to stopping the worlds energy problems.
     
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  18. Billy Death

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    Oh aye, absolutly marra.
     
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  19. Warmir Pouchov

    Warmir Pouchov Better than JPF

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    And what of it?
     
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  20. Billy Death

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    Very wise words mate.

    Never thought of it that way before mind.

    Maybe a hot box could relieve world debt?
     
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