Pathetic l tell you! Squat Pastor Services is going broke! Nobody turns up! Its just not cricket l say.
Wednesday is a difficult day for me, what with the weather, the drink, and the women to look after...
You people wouldn't know a church if it bit you on the ass! Is it any wonder the almighty Reverend Squat is lingering around the vat of gin, besides the confessional. A better man would resist but poor old Pasta Squat is lacking strength. He needs his parishioners to support him in his hour.... many hours on need, hic!