I had a farting ringtone on mine ,had to change it when it went off in the docs waitingroom
The Sunday Only Thread
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I expect he gave you a prescription for flatulence 
couldn't understand him with his mask on
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l call BS!
You left your phone at home that day.
You were just farting for the sake of it, weren’t you!
Nothing worse when someone blames their phone for fartbagging a medical centre!
Nurse!
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The wife's been posting my pics again, the bitch. Just wait till she's asleep, ill blast one on her leg
Got me a new set of wheels l did.
Got a full ensuite it has.
Don’t need to make a bathroom stop on long trips!
Got a full ensuite it has.
Don’t need to make a bathroom stop on long trips!
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The Rev has hired a new marketing manager to boost church takings!
The all NEW Action Rev will loved by all & sundry.
The all NEW Action Rev will loved by all & sundry.
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so it's not only talking sh1t , its gonna be methane powered
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Bath farts are highly dangerous, could cause a tsunami...
if i farted every time i took a bath i could power the national grid
just awaiting the release of the Beelzebub fart so i can nod off again
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Dearly Beloved,
He who fartuth the loudest, fartuth longest, fartuth regularly, fartuth no more.
Let’s face it, l’m out of gas!
He who fartuth the loudest, fartuth longest, fartuth regularly, fartuth no more.
Let’s face it, l’m out of gas!
regarding my Sunday fart, It was twinned with Pompey and expecting a gut-wrenching stink, however the smell wasn't double intensity, Im pleased mummy had plenty of glade Forrest flowers,
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Pass the plate around……he who digs deepest gets cleansed the mostest!