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Discussion in 'Barnsley' started by Didley Squat, Sep 16, 2017.

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  1. kiwiqpr

    kiwiqpr Barnsie Mod

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    Secrets safe with me
     
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    kiwiqpr, Aug 25, 2021
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    kiwiqpr Barnsie Mod

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    Maybe
     
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    Didley Squat Well-Known Member

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    Extremely nasty!
    Who would think of doing such a thing?
    Me, never!
    Now……. Who was that with Sister Clare in the choir area……
     
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    Didley Squat, Aug 25, 2021
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    Didley Squat Well-Known Member

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    What’s a safe?
    Has it got hair?
    Does it bite!
     
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    Didley Squat, Aug 25, 2021
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    I'm more worried about Sister Anna on the old joana, and Sister Mandy who always looks bandy.

    What ever you do, don't mention Sister Dana who is always misusing that banana.........
     
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    Wooperts_duck, Aug 25, 2021
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    Makemstine Roger Well-Known Member

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    time to squeal, sister Meg is heavily preg, sister Mandy is very Randy,sister Clair will slip it in for a dare,sister Brenda even doggy don't offend her,Sister Lucy likes her pork loin juicy,Sister Mary has a hairy fairy, Sister Jill loves her thrill,And sister Sue takes a big load from brother Hugh
    there's more to tell but the mic i put in the confessional box stopped working, however new instalments will follow
     
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    Makemstine Roger, Aug 25, 2021
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    kiwiqpr Barnsie Mod

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    Pass the gin
     
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    kiwiqpr, Aug 26, 2021
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    Makemstine Roger Well-Known Member

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    "What on earth is Father Didley doing with Sister Clare ?"
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    Wooperts_duck, Aug 26, 2021
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    "My, My, Father Didley so that is where you hide the communal wine !"
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    Wooperts_duck, Aug 26, 2021
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    Makemstine Roger Well-Known Member

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    the line dancing classes are going well

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    Makemstine Roger, Aug 27, 2021
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    You should see the photo for Nuneaton
     
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    Makemstine Roger, Aug 28, 2021
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    Dearly Beloved,
    We are gathered here today,
    to speak the word of thy …… hic, gin.
    Anybody got any?
    Donations don’t stop just because the sermon does.
    Phone 1800REV to speak to the Lord today.
    Remember, the more you donate, the more the Lord loves you ….. or was that, gin?
     
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    Didley Squat, Aug 29, 2021
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    Makemstine Roger Well-Known Member

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    i couldn't keep it in anymore so left a surprise donation for you rev.

    however the petrol filler neck on your car was a tight fit for my wedding tackle
     
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    Makemstine Roger, Aug 29, 2021
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    Didley Squat Well-Known Member

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    Palm 276 - Please refrain from servicing yourself on my car.
     
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    Didley Squat, Aug 29, 2021
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    Makemstine Roger Well-Known Member

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    wasnt it the dog

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    Makemstine Roger, Aug 29, 2021
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    the gospel according to Saint Norman

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    Makemstine Roger, Aug 29, 2021
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    This Week Only!
    FREE confessional services for all those with active credit cards.
    Phone 1300REVSCREDIT
     
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