Parishioner Woops, I plan to unsober on Sunday. Again on Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, possibly Friday and no doubt, Saturday should be unsobering too!
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Well, l must say that was a terrible turn out yesterday. There’s no excuse for not turning up. Shagging...... That only takes a minute. Drunk ........ Well, l made it here. Old Friend visiting ....... You lot don’t have any. Very disappointing indeed. 1000 Hail Marys to you all!
Communal wine is only £2.00 a bottle in Asda this week, do you want me to buy a case or three for you ?