The Sun, NoTW, Sunday Times

Don't throw a ****ing spanner in the works Monaco, we have a conspiracy going here.

 

Urban myff. I learneded dat from QI and stuff.

 

Really?

Another fish wives tale dispelled.

I'm irrevocably disappointed. They should ban programmes like QI - one likes to have one's tales to recount to one's own children.

 

Well, as a fan of Thatcher, I can't sit by and listen to untruths about the Lady.

 

Thatcher's dad was a grocer but she got a degree in chemistry so there's every chance that she was running a pharmacy and hacking phones etc at the same time. In fact i am convinced that she used her knowledge to help Hharold Shipman - dunno why she bothered though as some of her policies were responsible for killing far more OAPs than Harold could ever have managed on his own.

 

Thatcher was actually the first to be under the wing of Murdoch. Another proud legacy for mad old ****.

 

Thatcher was actually boffing old boy Murdoch behind Denis' back.

 

And bumping uglies with Ronnie Alzheimers from across the pond. What a slut!

 

I think Ronald Reagan may have had something to say about that.

 

I have never been able to take Murdoch seriously after the introduction of his grotesque farting caricature on Spitting Image

Mind you I couldn't take many people in the limelight seriously after the first 5 years of the programme.

 

His brain was missing dontcha' know

 

Something along the lines of 'Drool, slobber, darncommies, errr, duhr, whayearisitnancy? drool'

 

Why was it in Spitting Image the journalists were portrayed as vultures? I've never been able to work that one out.