Transfer Rumours The Summer 2024 Transfer Thread

Newcastle have been monitoring Feyenoord and Netherlands defender Quilindschy Hartman, 22, as they look to boost their left-back options. (Football Transfers)

 

I don't like anyone mate. I'm a hateful soul going to hell in a hand cart*













*one of the only forms of transport in Consett

 

Matip on a cheap deal as cover for a season or two?

Liverpool are planning to allow former Cameroon defender Joel Matip, 32, ex-Spain midfielder Thiago Alcantara, 32, and Spanish keeper Adrian, 37, to leave this summer. (Football Insider)

 

No.

Wrong age. Next you'll want to bring back Bruce as a centre half just so that you could abuse him again.

 

I bet you have a fluffy heat shaped picture of the rotund one on your desk at work.
Do you like bacon too?

 

You mean the Baron of Bacon?

 

Obi?

 

the Duke of pork
The captain cholesterol
The laird of lard

 

‘Baron’ not ‘barrel’.

 

Baron Barrel de Bacon II

 

Craig no Hope saying it’s very unlikely Joelinton will sign a new deal.

Bye bye Brazilians

 

What does he know though?

 

Probably more than me on the contract stalemate

 

Ponytail? Nothing. But he’s not claiming he does!!

Bit harsh. It’s the weekend, mate. Relax.

 

Since 9pm least night I’ve had 7 emails from my year 11 students wanting extra support/help either during lunch or after school. Not one of them has completed their homework that I created based on their mock exams.

 

If only I knew what a year 11 student was….or even cared…

 

I suppose being a 15/16 year old for you is so last world war

 

Won't even be able to get good value for him, with his contract running down.