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Discussion in 'Tottenham Hotspur' started by Citizen Kane, Jan 12, 2017.

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  1. humanbeingincroydon

    humanbeingincroydon Well-Known Member

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    Best spread your cheeks now, as this is going to haunt you until the end of time...
     
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    humanbeingincroydon, Jun 2, 2019
  2. Citizen Kane.

    Citizen Kane. Well-Known Member

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    New West Ham signing Pablo Fornals gives his first interview...

    "I know about the loyal fans and the stadium, which is a beautiful stadium. The fans fill the stadium every weekend and that is something admirable, especially with the passion with which football is lived there. I think it is important to play with the support of your fans at home.”

    <confused>

    Which is a polite way of saying "I have literally no idea who west ham are nor have I ever watched them play."
     
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    Citizen Kane., Jun 14, 2019
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  3. The RDBD

    The RDBD Well-Known Member

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    Computer says : lost in translation.
     
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  4. bigsmithy9

    bigsmithy9 Well-Known Member

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    What happened to the old Boleyn ground? Is it still there or.....? Will W.H. move back one day?....or permanently change their name to Hackney Wick Hammers?
     
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    bigsmithy9, Jun 16, 2019
  5. PleaseNotPoll

    PleaseNotPoll Well-Known Member
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    It's being turned into flats.
     
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    PleaseNotPoll, Jun 16, 2019
  6. "Thanks for that Brian"

    "Thanks for that Brian" Well-Known Member

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    It's going to look like this, Smithy...

    please log in to view this image


    Progress, eh?
     
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    "Thanks for that Brian", Jun 16, 2019
  7. bigsmithy9

    bigsmithy9 Well-Known Member

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    Well,West Ham's ground was an eye sore! Looks better like this.
     
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    bigsmithy9, Jun 17, 2019
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  8. bigsmithy9

    bigsmithy9 Well-Known Member

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    Although,with the population getting bigger and bigger in numbers,they may have to do what the Chinese did....one kid per family!!!!!!?
     
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    bigsmithy9, Jun 17, 2019
  9. BluefromBridgend

    BluefromBridgend Well-Known Member

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    That will take a lot of self control!!!
     
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    BluefromBridgend, Jun 17, 2019
  10. bigsmithy9

    bigsmithy9 Well-Known Member

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    I guess I'm just jealous No new Spurs fans from me. My wife was told she had cancer 10 days after we got married and had to have an hysterectomy! Life!!! But it saved her......
     
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    bigsmithy9, Jun 17, 2019

  11. BluefromBridgend

    BluefromBridgend Well-Known Member

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    Sorry to hear that. It must have been awful but a means to an end as it saved her life.
     
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    BluefromBridgend, Jun 17, 2019
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  12. bigsmithy9

    bigsmithy9 Well-Known Member

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    Thank you.
     
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    bigsmithy9, Jun 17, 2019
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  13. humanbeingincroydon

    humanbeingincroydon Well-Known Member

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    As much as we take the piss, there are certainly West Ham fans capable of making thoughtful, dignified internet posts

    Remember that I said "some"...
     
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    humanbeingincroydon, Jun 24, 2019
  14. bigsmithy9

    bigsmithy9 Well-Known Member

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    Will he come to Tottenham if Poch decides to go?
     
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    bigsmithy9, Jun 24, 2019
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    No chance, he's off to China to pick up a massive pay cheque for a couple of years then coming back to London to wait tables in an Italian restaurant on the Balls Pond Road
     
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    Alfie Conn, Jun 24, 2019
  16. bigsmithy9

    bigsmithy9 Well-Known Member

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    No need to be a waiter.He should be able to buy the place.....and everything else in the Balls Pond Road!
     
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    bigsmithy9, Jun 24, 2019
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    Baseball @ The Taxpayers Arena this weekekend.

    Apparently they needed 345 Tonnes of dirt to create the diamond.

    Local sourcing ideas? <laugh>
     
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    Left on the Shelf, Jun 30, 2019
  18. bigsmithy9

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    17-13? That ain't baseball.More like girls rounders!

    I wonder where they found 345 tons of crap.Probably made the place smell better!!!!?
     
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    bigsmithy9, Jun 30, 2019
  19. maggie blanchflower

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    Girls rounders? We all played rounders when I was at school, boys & girls. It was a regular part of PE & great fun. Equal opportunity back in the '40's & '50's! Never saw any obesity back then either thanks to rationing, school playing fields & walking everywhere to save the penny bus fare :biggrin:
     
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    maggie blanchflower, Jun 30, 2019
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  20. bigsmithy9

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    Never saw boys playing rounders......didn't see boys playing netball either. I bet they are playing basketball now somewhere in Britain.
    Golf seemed to be for the rich,the priveliged and business. I guess they let us working class in now!!!!!?
    I used to watch the people playing bowls in the little park in Lordship Lane near the pub as a kid. Always thought I'd be playing when I was grown up. Sadly,no!
     
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    bigsmithy9, Jun 30, 2019
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