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Discussion in 'Tottenham Hotspur' started by Citizen Kane, Jan 12, 2017.

  1. humanbeingincroydon

    humanbeingincroydon Well-Known Member

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    CCV is probably thinking he should pay that so he gets on the pitch...
     
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  2. "Thanks for that Brian"

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    As Demetri Pay....sorry, Marko Arnautovic puts in a transfer request, we go over to a Sky Sports reporter at that caravan park where The Spammers train...

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  3. The RDBD

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    Payet, WTF happened to him ??
    Obscurity rather than be recognised as a former
    Spanners player ?? :)
     
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  4. PleaseNotPoll

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    He's also being linked with a big money move to China, funnily enough.
     
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  5. "Thanks for that Brian"

    "Thanks for that Brian" Well-Known Member

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    From the BBC Transfer Gossip...

    Hammers forward Marko Arnautovic, 29, will be "ending his career" from a competitive perspective if he heads to China, says ex-West Ham midfielder Gary O'Neil.

    To be fair Gary, it's ****ed from a competitive perspective if he stays, as well...unless Marko writes a top notch song and he enters Eurovision for Austria...the Hammers never qualify for European competitions.
     
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  6. PleaseNotPoll

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    They do qualify for the qualifiers for European competitions, though. Then they get knocked out by Astra-****ing-Goo Goo.
     
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  7. SpursDisciple

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    Is the West Ham right back our Fredericks?
     
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  9. remembercolinlee

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    Yep...you can see why he's no longer ours <whistle>
     
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  10. Arnautovc has signed a one year contract extension, turning down the £200k per week offer from China.......so safe to assume he’s hardly likely to have accepted lesser terms to stay with the Perpetual Failures.
    200 feckin’ grand a week!!! Guess they need to find somewhere to waste the £40m money they saved from ripping off the residents of Newham and the peppercorn rent they pay for the White Elephant.
     
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  11. Blue and White

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    <laugh>. West Ham United, what a ****ing joke of a football club.
     
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  13. "Thanks for that Brian"

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    They certainly are taking it to 'another level'......<laugh>
     
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  14. Big Ern

    Big Ern Lord, Master, Guru & Emperor

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    That's funny coming from a Spurs fan.
     
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  15. "Thanks for that Brian"

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    Not nearly as funny as Astra Goo-Goo.....



    Now that's funny...
     
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  16. I thought it was quite amusing too. Cheers :emoticon-0148-yes:
     
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  17. PleaseNotPoll

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    This is being investigated, apparently.
    I know a Sikh Liverpool fan who was at the game and heard similar but more directly racial abuse. It's all a bit Millwall.
     
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  18. PleaseNotPoll

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    Former West Ham player Tomas Repka has been convicted of fraud and ordered to spend 15 months in jail in the Czech Republic.
    It's unclear whether any footage of him playing was used in the trial.
     
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  19. The RDBD

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    Using footage of him as a Spanner player in prosecution AFAIK
    is deemed by the UN to be a violation of his "human rights" .

    And similarly if used in his defence as mitigating circumstances,
    deemed to be a "hate crime" .
     
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  20. remembercolinlee

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    Pretending to be a footballer for west ham was a crime...but it is also his punishment.
     
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