Off Topic The Sullivan & Gold Comedy Corner

With so many injured already, who needs Samir Nasri?

 

Rice is supposedly on £3.5k pw. In football terms, that is a kick in the teeth. Probably some posters on here on similar (not me sadly).

 

You have to admire the timing...

 

The gift that keeps on giving....

Hammers boss Manuel Pellegrini says the club have signed a £100m player in 26-year-old England midfielder Jack Wilshere. (Sun)

The only £100m figure that Wheelchair attracts would be his medical bills...….

 

The owner of London Stadium has predicted that the legal costs of its disputes with West Ham will total £5m for the three years to the end of its present financial year.

Hmmm, I wonder who will be footing the bill for that...

 

Karrunt Brady really can't help make herself sound like an idiot, can she?

Engineering a move to a 60,000-seater stadium, slap in the middle of London, our prime area, helping our community in any number of ways, having the cheapest tickets in the Premier League and doing so at a cost that must turn Spurs chairman Daniel Levy green with envy makes me a target for some social media smarties who don’t know a good thing from a kick in the breaches.

 

Send her :

https://www.not606.com/threads/new-stadium-plans.297537/page-150#post-12386424

 

Not to Coventry?

 

Every time one of them mouths off about us they lose...they've kept quiet since 2 losses to us in 2 weeks and have done ok...and after this?
they lose at home

 

Tony Cascarino has mouthed off to the press saying Declan Rice is better than Eric Dier

That's why Rice has 0 England caps to Dier's 38...

 

Maybe he means at the moment, when Dier's injured?
Rice also has 3 Republic of Ireland caps too, to be fair to him. Still can't make up his mind who he wants to play for, though.

 

Nasri confirmed....... a match made in feckin’ heaven

 

Don't get the noise about Dier bring **** recently (mostly not from Spurs fans tbf, us on here will highlight both his good and bad moments generally like we will any other player) but it seemed to become a meme and a bit of a de facto excuse for a while. I think the lad had a bad run of games but came bang back into form and we definitely miss him now he's had to have his appendix out in our busiest period of games.

He's also an excellent lad from an excellent family - I knew his brother and sister in a different life and they are all from a sporting family but have their heads well and truly screwed on. He's a key player for us and England and that has to show something of his quality, both as a footballer, and mentally as relates to his versatility on the pitch. Only downside is that he is 100% a United fan...

Rice is a good player who I would not object to seeing in a Spurs shirt, but Dier is lightyears ahead, granted a few years older but I wouldn't trade them if it came to it.

 

And he looks so happy to be there...

 

The lower pic has an expression like ‘ this is where my career ended up? Really? Are you kidding me?’

The first one looks like he just found out his missus was OTS with a Wookie...

 

Why do I get the feeling Colin ****er'll bring up mascot prices as the next excuse for his team being battered?

 

If you only pay £600, then you have to play for them, instead.

 

Swansea charge £478, in the Championship ffs.