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All I'm getting from this is West Scam fans are upset that Mark Noble doesn't seethe himself to sleep every night due to his rabid hatred for a fellow professional based on which club they play for
https://www.moorethanjustaclub.com/...all-spursy-with-random-defence-of-harry-kane/

So about standard for them...

 

As they continue to bungle Declan Rice's contract negotiations, West Scam have brought out the big guns by...complaining to talkBALLS because Danny Murphy was critical of the club's continued bungling of Declan Rice's contract negotiations, citing conspiracy because Rice and Murphy have the same agent.

 

Just bookmarking these...

 

Is it worth mentioning this is literally the first post I saw when typing "White History Month" into Twitter to see how gammony we are as a nation?

 

this is a geezer at the West ham match tonight... not a good look... either he ain't heard of or seen Glitter or he is one seriously hard mo fo

 

Do you want to be in my gang? No. I really, really don't.

 

BBC match report:
'West Ham with some lengthy, measured possession for the first real time, both sides need a breather I reckon. Declan Rice has impressed me. A future international?
He certainly looks no worse than Eric Dier in that role on this evidence.'

Eric is far from his best but still better than Henderson. Funny how they don't mention him........

But in better news, Murray had put the Seagulls ahead

 

He's a current international. He's played 3 games for the Republic of Ireland, FFS.
They were all friendlies, so he can still switch to England, but he's already an international player.

 

He didn't get chosen for the latest ROI squad so all bets are on him waiting for an England call.....

 

England have tapped him up and he's an ex-Chelsea and current West Ham player, so he clearly doesn't have any morals.
He'll probably switch and then get nowhere near the England squad for years.

 

Victories over West Ham account for 27% of Brighton's wins in the PL.

TWENTY-SEVEN PERCENT.

Wowzer!

 

Chris Hughton. You can take the boy out of THFC ...

< take a bow, son >

 

You sure it ain't him? Seems a natural home to me.

 

It worked for Jack Grealish

Oh wait...

 

Why do I get the feeling that the organisers of the Erdinger Oktoberfest didn't think this one through?

"Prost!" - German for "Cheers"! Join us on the Park this October for a huge festival of beer and entertainment!

Taking place every Thursday, Friday, Saturday and Sunday between Thursday 27 September - Sunday 28 October

Expect lots of traditional food, drink and entertainment across Stratford Waterfront (next to the London Aquatics Centre) for a whole month:

• Music - Munich’s famous Oktoberfest bands will be joining us on the Park for lots of singing and dancing.
• Food - serving authentic German dishes, such as. Pork Knuckle, Sauerkraut and Apple Strudel! Vegetarian and gluten free options will be available.
• Erdinger beer on draught.
• Table service for drinks - provided by experienced German waiters who can hold ten steins in one hand at a time!
• Fun fair rides, merchandise and souvenirs.

Erdinger's Beer Tent can hold over 3,000 people, making for an electric atmosphere with lots of singing and dancing.The main celebration at the Erdinger Oktoberfest takes place inside the tent, but the fun continues outside too in the festival grounds where you'll find rides, merchandise articles and souvenirs! Just like in Bavaria, a big beer garden invites the guests for a sun downer with riverside views.

Can't think of any set of fans with a reputation for knuckle dragging who might be in the vicinity of the beer tent on a Saturday or Sunday...

 

That's going to beat the Spanners full paying attendance and be a dramatic step up on atmosphere.
Just wonder if the tent is either still standing or stolen by Day 2