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Discussion in 'Tottenham Hotspur' started by Citizen Kane, Jan 12, 2017.

  1. Surprised Ozil hasn't gone there...... <laugh>
     
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    Seasoned ex international
     
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  3. "Thanks for that Brian"

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    It has taken West Ham's fans the small matter of 4 games to realise that Arsenal didn't chuck The Wheelchair out onto the streets for no reason. This from a club that is prepared to pay Musut Ozil £350k a week for being able to stroll about the place, when he feels up to it..

    Didn't they think it was a bit suspect when he was a free transfer and Daniel Levy got a £6 million loan fee for Vinnie from some Turkish geezers?

    Maybe Boris got some of his mates to pay his wages, so as the picture of him and 'That Brady Woman' don't make the Readers' Wives Section of next month's Razzle? They can't seriously be paying him out of the Dildo Bros. account, can they?
     
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    It's probably part of his contract Brian, that he has to do 'Bang Bus' with Karunt every time he gets injured.
     
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  6. FFS!! They actually have a fan left who's prepared to go to Wimbledon to watch that shower of ****!!
    If he's that stupid, he deserves to get caught for the postage. Let's face it, Spammers fans ain't well represented in MENSA.... <laugh>
     
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    <laugh> ****ing hilarious. West Ham Fan TV is fast becoming the new Arsenal Fan TV.
     
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    "I'm akshully finking that we can go to Anfield and get suffink." Battered 4-0 is "suffink", to be fair.
     
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  9. 'How long have you got??' <laugh>

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  11. Difficult to feel any sympathy for the LLDC - they, with Bonking Boris's assistance and direction, signed off a mis-budgeted (deliberately or accidentally) contract with West Ham.

    That they now find themselves and the general public losing multi-millions each year should come as no surprise - nor that the Porn Barons & Lady Slag should attempt to shift the blame onto them. It's not like this crowd have never been found out for dishonest business practices before! <doh>

    Corruption from Day 1 on a mammoth scale - yet those that engineered it go legally unchallenged and spend their time sparring with each other. Or in Boris's case, spending more time with the one person he loves........ himself..... as he plots a move to PM!! God help us!

    Feck the lot of 'em!
     
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    I've nothing but contempt for those that made decisions on this issue. I would classify their actions as beyond negligent. They couldn't have failed to see what was coming. Rejection of Daniel Levy's and Tottenham Hotspur's contention that the stadium was unsuitable for football has condemned 2 sites futures. We've ended up with a stadium in Stratford with no athletic training facilities and year round athletic training facilities at Crystal Palace with a crumbling stadium surrounding them.

    The fact that Boris Johnson handed Seb Coe the job of heading up a consultation as to what should happen to the facilities in Crystal Palace, has yet to receive widespread reporting. However, this was a complete stitch up from the off that would have resulted in the ruining of a beautiful park and probably caused year round traffic chaos in an existing traffic black spot. I was involved in protesting against the development when I lived there and I knew of no local who thought it feasible or workable.

    https://insidecroydon.com/2018/02/02/is-the-bell-sounding-for-the-final-lap-at-crystal-palace-nsc/

    https://insidecroydon.com/2014/10/17/coe-is-accused-of-world-class-hypocrisy-over-palace-plans/

    So bad is the mess that has ensued, it's hard to know what to do to right it. Even if West Ham were to buy the site and build a purpose built football stadium on it, they would have to relocate for years and by the time that's happened, they'll have been relegated and be in serious financial trouble. Plus, it's in a terrible place to get to and from and their fan base are realising that it'll never be right, no matter what. So, as I see it, it's permanently ****ed and we'll bear the financial cost of Brady/Coe/Johnson's little Tory cabal for decades.
     
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    You know it's bad when the Taxdodgers Alliance is slagging you off in the Torygraph:
    https://www.telegraph.co.uk/footbal...tion-to-the-conservative-party-raises-seriou/
     
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    Christ on a bike. This monstrosity is genuinely available from the Dildo Bros. Batteries not included (natch).

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    Celebrate the 60th Anniversary of one of West ham United's greatest legends with this limited edition Bobby Moore Action Man. Bobby Moore made his West Ham United debut on Monday 8th September 1958 against Manchester United. The Boxed Action man includes 1958 miniature embroidered No. 6 shirt, ball and dogtag. An asset to any West Ham collection!

    https://www.officialwesthamstore.co...lection/3865_bobby-moore-1958-action-man.html
     
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  15. Every Spammer Slappers favourite Xmas present.
    'Give me Moore!!!" <yikes>

    Mind you, with a couple of Duracell's in I reckon it would do a better job on the pitch than some of the **** they've got <laugh>
     
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  16. Marketing misprint......
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    I love informing/reminding them that he actually wanted and tried to join Spurs, even before the 1966 WC.
     
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    Cost of a standard Action Man on Amazon: £30
    Cost of a 1966 Bobby Moore Action Man on Amazon: £35
    Cost of a Bobby Moore Action Man on West Scam's online store: £58

    I can't think why anyone might think that club is run by a bunch of scam artists...
     
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    David Gold was whining (correctly for once) yesterday...about agents taking money from the game and how that is a disgrace.
    Shame he didn't find time to condemn football clubs who are given a stadium at such a low rent that the tax paying owners are making a £20m LOSS every year.
    In fact he could then have pointed out that there is one club in this exact position who is run by a Tory party donor, a Tory party baroness and a Tory party supporter who made a deal for the publicly owned stadium with the support of the then Tory Mayor of London, a Tory run county hall, A tory led coalition government and an Ex Tory Sports minister who was desperate to become the president of the IAAF ... oh and if there was enough room at the end of the article he could have mentioned that the club donated money to the Tory party in 2016.

    What do we learn from this?

    Tory supporters leeching money from the tax payer equals good.

    Agents leeching money from football clubs equals bad.

    No hypocrisy here folks...nope...nothing to see...keep on moving ladies and gents...nothing of interest here
     
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  20. <laugh>
     
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