"We offered to pay twice what we paid last year..." she harrumphs, hoping nobody points out that 2 x 0 = 0
West Ham have played three games so far this season. In that time, they have.... equalled the all-time Premier League number of defeats (351 along with Everton who took an extra 4 seasons and 152 games to do so) ; achieved the distinction of being the first ever Premier League team to lose their opening 3 PL games two seasons in a row; equalled the record for losing away games by 4 goals or more (20); Additionally, they have now lost more home games (15) at the White Elephant than they've won (14) and are the only team in all four divisions without a point.
You laughed too soon. Ronald McDonald just got sent off for Wimbledon after 18 minutes, after making two bookable challenges on the Hamburgler. I doubt even the Spam are **** enough to **** this up. Genuinely forgot it was taking place, though.
Still feckin' funny - particularly if u read the quotes straight off BBC Feed as Pellegrino was bigging them up!
And on a similar vein to my recent post on Pogba...... From BBC HYS: Andy: Appalled at my team. Tonight's Hammers squad cost a total of £150m and there's just no quality whatsoever. Is Yarmolenko even a real footballer? Don't know whether I'm more angry or embarrassed Yes - the Spammers cost £64m more than our starting outfield 10 last night
Their next fixtures... Everton (A) Chelsea (H) Man Utd. (A) Brighton (A) Spurs (H) Leicester (A) .....they could be pointless in November.
Pellegrini's said to be on £10m a year. I wonder how many years? It must be 3 at least. The Wheelchair must be on a packet as well........makes up for the free stadium, I suppose. The Spammers are having a proper meltdown on KUMB......
Sounds like they thought they'd been shopping in Mayfair......................turned out to have been Readers' Wives.
I bet Yarmolenko's wishing one of those articles of the part three years linking him to Spurs was accurate...
Football at West Ham is a kind of retirement home. Take it easy, no need to rush around and earn a living. Spacious open air surroundings and probably a fair chance of getting a caravan at reasonable rates.
