Off Topic The Sullivan & Gold Comedy Corner

Would you be happy for that to happen again
if it means Bilic remains on for long enough to
get the Spanners relegated ??

 

Sorry about the delay everyone. Here is this evening's comedy cabaret, brought to you by renowned comic and seasoned bellend, the inimitably stupid David Gold and his band of racist inbreds...

 

DG said that they would be fighting for 3 trophies, it looks like they've got the wooden spoon sewn up already, what other two?

 

Attendance Trophy and Participation Award.

 

Perrier comedy award could be one

 

Personally think they will found lacking on both those areas!!

 

PL "fair play" award (fair play to the Spanners for letting
everyone beat them) ??

 

Did anyone else notice how seasoned Moussa Sissoko looked on Sunday? I asked TBBM if he thought he looked seasoned? He was German and had not the slightest ****ing idea what the **** I was talking about. Much like my wife......and kids......and friends.......and pets.......

 

http://www.skysports.com/football/n...=referral&utm_source=t.co&utm_medium=referral

 

French newspaper L'Equipe are reporting that Diafra Sakho and his entourage can't understand why West Ham haven't allowed him join the French club Rennes. He arrived in Rennes on Wednesday and had a medical but they report "West Ham have radically changed their position."

Yesterday West Ham co-owner David Gold tweeted "Diafra Sakho is not for sale in this transfer window he is an integral part of our first team squad and will play a part in our recovery."

Can't see that having an negative effect on squad morale...

 

It's being reported that Sakho is coming back to whichever caravan they run the club out of when they're not allowed in The Taxpayer's Arena, to let Sullivan, Gold and Brady know exactly what he thinks of them. I would pay proper money to witness that.

 

Even better: The Three Stooges reportedly summoned Sakho for crunch talks at 3.00pm, but he told them to go forth and multiply as he wanted to watch his agent's horse race at Chelmsford at 3.30.

Horses first, donkeys second seems to be the order of the day for Mr Sakho.

 

Is he going to whup their ass?

 

I guess getting that Barca boy on loan would just put the
dog-sh*t on the salt already in the Spanner summer transfer
wounds.

 

You know when somebody types something so stupid there's no need to respond? Here is a fine example of that...

 

Nice of the management to come out in support of Slaven in his hour of need........

"Gregorz Krychowiak and Renato Sanchez were both offered to Slaven before they moved elsewhere but he told us that he was happy with the squad he has. As a board we're behind Slaven and he believes he has the tools to turn around our form and rectify our disappointing start to the season."

So, anyone got Rafa's mobile number?

 

I'm not surprised he turned down the latter: Renato SANCHES is the player that joined Swansea, so who knows who this Renato Sanchez person is...

 

http://www.football.london/tottenha...purs-llorente-chelsea-conte-transfer-13560040

Once a thick Spanner, always a thick Spanner!!
If playing time was all that mattered, Fernando would get more opportunity at the Great White Elephant stadium. Do you not think he fancied that option, Deano?? Twat!!

 

I think that he truth of this is more like Bilic was told that the players were available but as he had no confidence that messrs Sullivan and Gold could actually complete any deals he didn't bother to even consider it.