Right here Dave, right here. Tonight is the 17th anniversary of the night King Eric (the proper one) kicked the Crystal Palace scrote and there is not a shred of doubt in me even now that he did the right thing. I love that man, he changed my life. Seriously. Here's to kicking hooligans!!!!
I'll drink to that.. Just about to open a bottle of Sauvignon blanc.. Though I'm scared it will make me want to smoke.. My city supporting mate wants me to go to the pub and watch the game with him though I think I'd rather drag my knackers over a pile of aids ridden smack heads dirty needles than watch those two showers of ****e..
Old Rosie for me mate, on offer in Waitrose. ****in bargain. Off to find myself a park bench to drink it on from where I will abuse passers by. That GIWouldn'tLF is trying to get me back over to Castle Cary for a meal. Can you seriously imagine if the daft old get tried it on? For ****'s sake.
Haha you working near there? If bored I'd be tempted to empty my balls in her face.. Though the fact u are friends with her on fb is dangerous.. She may go mental and leave you no choice but to kill her ..
Still in Somerset but it's about an hour away. Something to do of an evening I suppose, the food and beer are good down that way. The pub here is ok, the beer is good but the food merely average. I've got a new stalker down here mind, one of the blokes I work with is a bit in your face and is constantly asking us round to his for tea. Last night he made a curry but it was squash night so I didn't go but he presumed I'd be up for going round tomorrow for a ****ing kebab. A kebab! This bloke is muslim, i.e. no booze on offer. Will have to take my own I think, self medication tends to work in times of social nightmare. Hold on, there in the tab above here is flashing 'Patricia messaged you'!!! ****ing hell.
Don't go all gay on us Sweats, I know Sauvignon Blanc is a chicks drink but it shouldn't turn you pal.
I know exactly where I was when it happened. Just like I know to within the millimetre of where I was sat when I heard he'd signed for us. I am a sad man.
I can second that.. I wouldnt... I'd have to have knackers the size of watermelons be pissed and very very very very very very very desperate
haha just been on ya facebook page and saw her birthday wishes to you... so have re examined her profile... when i first saw it she had a pic which under closer scruting was clearly from the 80's... I have now seen a recent one and she is very very old.. though to be fair the one pic of her in the 60's she would have been a decent catch.. Now though I may have to kill you if you did accidentally stick your old chap anywhere near her..
