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The Steven Gerrard Appreciation Society

Discussion in 'Manchester United' started by Foo, May 20, 2011.

  1. Sweats

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    Egg chasing eh? They're all ****s.. That ****ing ******ed deformed **** tindall I hope the queen tops the ****er in a tunnel.. How does a **** like him deserve her.. Stereotypical rugby playing toss pot...

    I tried to pick a fight a few weeks ago with a rugby player... He was hammered causing trouble so I nutted the ugly ****.. Had a massive lump on my head the next day..
     
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  2. Foo

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    Haven't been following the paths to the final recently to be honest mate. I thought I knew, then Ireland won and I couldn't be bothered to learn it all again.

    Well England could do anyone on their day, but they are also more than capable of getting ****ed on, so they're a total lottery. A good mate of mine is a maori and he's pretty confident, but I'd love to rub it in his face if we beat them (then I'd run like **** because he'd murder me in 1 second flat, the ferocious little bastard).

    Anyway, just wait and see eh? I do find test match rugby union sickeningly exciting. The premiership stuff I'd run a marathon to avoid though. Dunno why, but it does nowt for me.
     
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  3. Sweats

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    Club egg chasing is **** played by beer swilling talentless ****ing morons..


    Its ****ing embarrassing to watch.. The Only mildly entertaining part of it is the possibility of a fight..

    The only other good thing is drinking in the stands.. Though I'd rather insert bic razor blades into my foreskin that wAtch club agg chasing onthe tv.. Only bettered by the northern monkeys who play rugby league which has to be the single most **** game I have ever witnessed I'd rather rub my knackers over sandpaper whilst listening to cher..
     
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  4. Chief

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    Great counterpoint to football isn't it? That of course is the absolute opposite in every respect. (until it gets to the actual finals of a tournament and then I'm all eyes of course!)

    There is something about high end test rugby that is great I agree, I'm a bit gutted that this world cup is so inaccessible. I don't think I have EVER watched a club premiership match though. The european stuff is ok and I used to go and watch the Ospreys in that but I haven't for a couple of years now. One top club match is Ospreys v Scralets on boxing day but to be honest that is really only for the betting shoop and the Kempton meet, the premier league early kick off then the hair of the dog piss up that is the pre match and match itself. The ruigby is incidental.

    You're right though sweats, rugger buggers are total knobheads.
     
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    !!!!!!!!

    League is a ****ing epic game. Genuine hard men, and athletes to boot. I don't watch it since it's now a summer sport, got too much other things to be doing.

    I love the Lancashire/Yonner rivalry of it.
     
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    The All Blacks v France is 9.30am saturday morning and I guarantee it will be a superb game. That is two hours that will be worth sitting down and paying attention to.
     
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  7. Sweats

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    I understand they are more sportsmanesque.. But it is an even more **** game than American football.. At least normal rugby is very tactical an like a game of chess as teams play it differently..

    League is just a load of 6'5 17st ****s who can run the 100 in 12 seconds.. get tackled an tap the ball back for some other non descript giant to do exactally the same.. Massively ****ing dull.. How come it only you northern boys that find it remotely interesting? It must be **** the French don't like it an anyone who is any good switches to union..

    Any **** the deformed ****s so long as the Aussies don't win an the scots an the ****ing tinkers don't win I'm happy..
     
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  8. Foo

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    Aye, I'll watch it if I'm about Tags. Got a 30th this weekend in Padiham so we're setting off fairly early on Saturday.

    Sweats, I used to love rugby league but when union turned pro, their standards went up and league was left behind somewhat. It's as much to do with the institution's love-in with union as it is with league's lack of progression, but that's another debate.

    Us northerners have no chance against the southern bias.
     
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    The Aussies love league too. New Zealand are getting better at it. It's lost it's popularity in other areas because Union is now pro and that does have the bigger global appeal. You can still be a fat **** and play Union though, you could never be a fat **** and play league.

    I think I want the All Blacks to win this world cup. Also England, not so much because I'm English though but because it would wind the Welsh up so much. There heads would collectively explode if we won it again.
     
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  10. Sweats

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    I just find it ****ing dull. I amazingly was a good rugby player in my youth as could run the 100 in 11 secs.. Played league a couple of times an found it boring to play..

    Anyway I'd take cricket over the lot of it any day of the week..
     
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    Consider this reason to love league.

    If it didn't exist Danny Wilson would not have left Wales to play for Salford and then Swinton and his son Ryan would have ended up staying in Cardiff. He might have ended up an egg chaser himself or just playing for that bag of **** Cardiff at football.

    It's a good thing is rugby league.
     
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    Good enough reason..

    Have had too much red wine.. Verging on passing out.
     
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  13. Chief

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    Good one, bit like me a week ago. Wierdly last week i had a couple every night and this week, staying in a pub, a drop hasn't passed my lips.
    Got myself fixed up somewhere else next week, this place gives me the creeps. No t'internet next week though which is no bad thing as I won't get involved in spats with southern pricks who think Capello is anything other than a ****. I don't really even care that much about England anymore but this **** just riles me.

    Nothing riles me more though than some invisible internet ****er using this <laugh> when they have **** all to say. People with no intelect whatsoever use smileys to make their (non)point.
     
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  14. Sweats

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    Haha I saw that thread I did laugh.. See you earned some serious kudos on the banter thread also putting that yonner in his place.. Even the scousers loved it..
     
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    Guinea pig Hargreaves? Guinea pig? How about they were just trying to save your ****ing career, you ungrateful little twat?

    I hate him even more now.
     
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    he'll get crocked next week so then we'll be vindicated.
     
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  17. Foo

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    Hope so Tunns. Well that's freshers week hell over. Now to settle into the course next week - in other words, I won't have to talk to anyone. Bliss.
     
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  18. Chief

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    Yeah, not good comments by him.

    I caught it in the Sun at work and naturally assumed they'd just taken some of his comments completely out of context like they usually do.
    They even pretty much put a disclaimer in the first line along the lines of 'this is probably total bollocks and there is likely to be no truth in it but we'll go ahead and make a big back page headline anyway'. Incidently, I had a flick through and saw this 'column' buy some bloke called Ron Liddle, whoever the **** he might be, moaning about the fact Kerry Catona is on TV too much. Excuse me dickhead, you work for the Sun. She's on their front page every other day, if you don't like it change your job you ****ing hypocrite.

    Anyway, turns out it hasn't been taken out of context. Bit of a weasel is our Owen is he not?

    If there is any justice he wil pull a hamstring next game and this will put him out of football for 32 weeks, as it would have when he was with us, and the whole shabby mess will blow up in their faces. Him and City deserve each other, the ****s.


    Pinot Noir tonight. I love it, love it!
     
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    Don't really make a point of buying pinot (the anagram was entirely accidental there) Tags. What's so good about it? I might have to sample some this weekend. Off to Padiham for that 30th now. Called in at a soft play centre in Penrith to let the kids see their friends so I've buggered off to a cafe for some me time. Just had a blinding steak ciabatta and wedges (with a salad that was actually ****ing DRESSED!). I could so very easily be a fat, foodie ****. I live for my dinners/teas and I'm a horrible, bitter, impatient, short-tempered twat if I'm hungry. That's why it's best the missus doesn't indoctrinate me onto her perma-diet, it simply wouldn't be worth it for our relationship. I'll just stick to footy twice a week and hope for the best.
     
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  20. Chief

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    Bit of an aquired taste to be fair, like the Rioja. Got a smoked tea tannin taste too it. ****ing hell that sounds pretentious! Anyway, a bottle at less than £7 ain't going to be good if you want to try it but it is worth a go. A lighter red, unlike your mate Shiraz, Rioja and Merlot.

    I'm giving De Gea ever chance, I really am but, he has this look about him that makes me feel he'll cost us a goal a game all season. He makes great saves too obviously but someone his size needs to put three stone on and be hammering opposition centre forwards. Not falling in a heap when nudged slightly by someone idly standing nearby at a corner!
     
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