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The Steven Gerrard Appreciation Society

Discussion in 'Manchester United' started by Foo, May 20, 2011.

  1. tunns®

    tunns® I'm a camp pirate

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    All reet dude? hows the tatts?

    Wooks has disappeared off the face of the earth, and zip is off rebuilding half of greater manchester
     
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  2. Cazyouguesswhoitisyet

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    No new tatts for a while now, way too expensive when you're trying to save for a new house!

    How's tricks with u?
     
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  3. tunns®

    tunns® I'm a camp pirate

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    not too bad, booked a holiday for next year, and now think I'll have to find a part-time job to finance it. bit concerned about wooks, last time he got in contact with him he seemed stressed but he couldn't elaborate, and haven't heard from since
     
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  4. Cazyouguesswhoitisyet

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    Blimey, where u going?

    That doesn't sound like wooks!? Maybe he doesn't know about not606? I only found out yesterday.
     
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  5. Chief

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    Evening all. How's tricks Nath? Welcome.

    My South West travels have taken a downturn, I do not like where I will be working for the next few weeks. At all, it's dull.
    Just paid £22 for a ****ing induction at a gym which I'll only use sparingly because after that it's a fiver a go! Otherwise £30 a month but you have to commit to three months which I can't because I might not be here that long. Got to do it though as there's **** all else to do and I'm getting fat.

    Bollocks, I hate gyms.
     
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  6. Sweats

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    Where you working now then dude thought you were heading back to Swansea for the next one?

    Cracking goal by mickey Owen..
     
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  7. Chief

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    No, got this open ended extended so still in south west region. Currently Castle Cary, near Glastonbury. Sewage treatment plant which I think is half the problem as I'm way too near to other people faeces and tampons and stuff on a minute by minute basis! Another problem is that the work of the concrete sub contractors is, in my eyes, unacceptably ****ing **** and I can't get my head round it. I take this job over next week and I'm not having that bollocks asscociated with me.

    Don't watch the football, watch 'The great British bake off'. Up the arse Holly is on, cake maker and dirty ****er supreme.
     
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  8. Sweats

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    Haha.. Love a sewage plant.. Feel sorry for the ****ers that live near them..

    Pogba has just come on, first time I've seen him.. Seems quite a self assured player.. Big lad as well..
     
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  9. tunns®

    tunns® I'm a camp pirate

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    she was accepted for Swansea, but chose Reading instead, gutted really I wanted to drive Swansea have a few beers with thee, then do my domestics and drive home. Now I've got the reary drive east on the mind numbing M4 ... can't wait!
     
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  10. Foo

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    Alright boys? Caz, good to have you back mate.

    Ok, now I know this is going to sound harsh, but:

    Hargreaves. What a twat! United nursed that crippled ****er for YEARS! He played about 8 seconds of football for us in the last 200 years, 'earning' MILLIONS and MILLIONS of pounds while he was at it. Now, I know the injures weren't his fault, but we still had to ****ing breast feed him back to health and then he goes and joins those despicable bastards.

    Don't give new this 'I'd do the same' bollocks either, cos I ****ing wouldn't. I'd have gone down a league if necessary to prove my fitness and then come back to a club that aren't a vile bunch of ****s who deserve to go out of business, never mind getting a zillionaire twat to play fantasy football with a ****, small enclave of whores.

    Anyway. Hargreaves its a ****.

    End of.
     
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  11. tunns®

    tunns® I'm a camp pirate

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    come on foo don't sit on the fence mate .... tell it as it is! :)
     
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  12. Foo

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    Well. He is one.

    A ****, that is.

    A right hairy, angry one.

    With kebab meat hanging out.

    ****.
     
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  13. Sweats

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    Agreed..

    Although his mrs is my friend..
     
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  14. tunns®

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    a big sweaty fishy smelling grimsby trawler stylee **** to boot!
     
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  15. Sweats

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    What his mrs? She is actually lovely..
     
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    I'm heartbroken by this. We waited, yearning, for his return to fitness and he goes over the road and suddenly finds it. For ****'s sake.

    I feel he should have gone to West Brom out of respect for us and the club, who as Foo points out wet nursed him through three non productive years. I feel calling him a **** is a tad harsh but I'm not happy at all, even though in a small way I can understand him not being arsed to move house.

    He wouldn't have had to do that at the baggies anyway.
     
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    I've just realised I had quite a few typos in my earlier rant. It's my new predictive text inputting system - and it seems to want to write whatever the frig it feels like.

    Anyway, I stand by what I said Tags. For me, to do that to the fans (never mind the management who probably encouraged him to do it) is ****ing low, man. I expect it from some ****ing Argie, but not from someone who knows only too well how much those bitter slags hate us. And after all the club had done for him, too.

    ****. Pure and simple.

    Alan Smith on the other hand: Legend for abandoning those Yorkie inbreds to come to United.

    Double standards? Maybe, but maybe Smith had given his all for that lot and owed them **** all.
     
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  18. Chief

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    I just find him hard to hate. I'm convinced that City only signed him as a pathetic point scoring excersise but it could turn out to be a great signing for them, which would in my eyes give them more to bleat about than them having Tevez ever did. I thought he was a stooge in a joke but I'm fairly sure he'll wind me up when he's rubbing our bleeding noses in it if he stays fit!
     
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  19. Foo

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    He's not daft though. By all accounts he's a very intelligent lad so I don't think he was hoodwinked into anything - he went there of his own free will. He doesn't need the money either and teams like bloody Bolton and Everton have people playing for England so he can't use the high-profile card either.

    I won't keep bleating on about it. We are playing great football and he probably wouldn't get in the team these days, but it does get on my nerves the way footballers are such ****ing whores.

    Any chance of us winning the rugger world cup mate? I'd like to think so, but somehow I think the likes of Australia/S Africa/All blacks would have too much. **** knows how the Irish did them.
     
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  20. Chief

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    But don't they all play each other now after Ireland beat the aussies? Best case for England is we win the group and play France next up. If we beat them it's likely Ireland or Wales in the semi with whichever southern hemisphere behemoth get's through waiting in the final.
    Possible hiccup is France beat the All Blacks in the group so we meet the all Blacks next round. Or we don't manage to beat Sctoland of course although that is unlikely.

    It then all depends on which France turns up next round as they should be way better than us but we do manage to beat them regularly.

    I think it could be another final to be honest. It should really be New Zealand waiting andthey would hammer us. You never know though, if it's one of the other two I think we'd have a good chance of winning the thing.
     
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