I had no desire to **** my ex but I still did.. In fact I would go as far to say I had no real desire to **** a lot of the women I have done over the years.. They were just there.. Though they didn't have that much choice in the matter.... I was holding a knife at the time..
this story made me smile today.. http://www.metro.co.uk/sport/oddballs/869650-manchester-united-fan-gets-bullied-out-of-liverpool-match-in-malaysia
picked up my golf clubs for the first time in 18 months last week.. went up the driving range a proper one where you can hit off the grass.. i was woeful.. until i altered my grip slightly.. on my taylormade r7 it has the grip markers on it like so:- ( ) ( ) V V ordinarily the thumb of my left hand goes in the top marker.. an i was slicing them all terribly.. so i put my thumb in the lower marker and then a miracle happened an i was smashing them straight as you like an was clearing the back fence of the range... i did the same using 3-4 irons hitting off the grass and was drilling them to the 250 marker was unbelievable..
It's funny that as soon as I mention them one or two appear. I'm used to the protests, what's amusing is that for some reason they are tracking me which, given they wanted me banned, is a bit strange. Either let me back on and we can happily carry on where we left off or sod off.
And so the addiction will begin!! My grip is my issue, I **** about with it so much I never feel entirely comfortable.
am meant to be having a round this week, think i may have another session on the range first though.. ive never ever hit drives like it.. nor have i ever hit a 3 iron off the grass usually my 3 iron only gets used off the tee as i dont have a 5 wood, an i barely ever use the 4 iron.. Ive downloaded a swing reader app so will see what that does an get my mate to recored my swing too..
Other than renting out my ringpiece, I don't see how we're going to survive when I'm at Uni - we're able to save **** all now and we're both working full time. Oops... Goodbye Sky/Love film/5 a side/food. I may have made a biiiiiig mistake. Bit late now, they gave my job to someone else yesterday. Gutted for the other blokes in the office - there was an absolute stunner who went for it. I had to do part of the interview process, whereby they came to see me and I told them about what I do and asked them what their background is and so on and so bullshit. Well, I couldn't concentrate on what this girl was saying I was so smitten. Just gorgeous. From what I was able to ascertain in between staring at her tits was that she was definitely clued up, very able and could jump straight in. I told the bosses this, but they went for some old boiler who already works with us instead. ****ing great. Now when I pop in for a brew, I'll have to stare at her instead of this utter babe. Idiots.
Oh and I would not - absolutely NOT touch that ****ing slag-whore, stinking-fannied, cum-sponge Jordan either now or way back when. I find the very sight of her utterly repugnant and I would gladly take Sweats' 3 iron and beat her to death with it. Other than that, she's alright.
I come back on and find that Foo's got a new girlfriend... nice. In other non-toast related news I may have come across an absolute gem, well in all honesty I stole it but who really cares: THE CHAV'S PRAYER - Our boyfriend who art in prison, Even mum knows not dad's name. Thy Chavdom come, You'll read The Sun, In Exmouth which is in Devon. Give us this day our welfare bread, And forgive us our ASBOs, as we happy slap those with ASBOs against us. Lead us not into employment, but deliver us free housing. For thine is the Chavdom, The Burberry and The Bacardi Forever and Ever.... INNIT
Hey up stag.. I'm pleased to report I did in fact have toast this morning.. Kingsmill wholemeal seedy loaf lashings of clover with marmite..
