I'm not loading it to Facebook Don't think any of the birds I'm feebly trying to impress will appreciate it.. And I'm not sure how to upload from my phone onto here.. Message me your email address an I can send the proof.. Weekend plans are drinking tomoro an boxing.. Nowt tonight as need to save my pennies for holiday..
hand on heart here, I did see some white dog poo last week on one of the Malvern peaks, I stopped looked at it for a while, Mrs T. confirmed with a smirk that it was definitely said white dog poo. I laughed and thought you lot will not believe, went to take a photo then shrugged my shoulders and walked off as I couldn't be arsed taking my ruck sack off. A few hours later I sat knackered & dehydrated in a Malvern beer garden, supping a pint of coke, I chuckled to myself about the white dog excrement, and cursed myself for not taking a photo.
We seem to be experiencing a white-****e re-emergence. It's sneaking back in to society under our very noses (so to speak). This whole conspiracy stinks. Turd-day, white-****e, tomorrow spacehoppers in the park. I'll log these ****ings and repoo(t) back to Claire Grogan. She's the top dog in these (fecal) matters.
Claire Grogan!! Happy birthday indeed, I used to love that little scottish minx. Wonder what she's up to now? My everyday dicking about E mail address is; [email protected]. All feel free to use it. I encrypt by way of edit after dinner.
I put BBH, as that is what I would like to do to bring back footie. I saw the creepy thread one, **** knows what that is supposed to mean.
Haye, you useless ****ing twat! Broken little toe? **** off! I've got ZERO respect for him now. He wasn't up to the job, just be ****ing man enough to admit it. Looks like those robotic ****s will reign until they retire now, unless Lewis steps up out of retirement - and he wasn't exactly ****ing a punch-a-second either. So disappointing - but Haye's got to be embarrassed with his lame-arsed performance. Couldn't get past that jab - surely they had a ****ing strategy for it though? The ****'s been training for this fight all year.
Didn't watch it and I'm glad. Heard his excuse though, very very embarassing. Shame he can't do what Rafael Nadal just did and lose with style and grace. THAT man is a sportsman, as is Djokovic. What a marvelous weekend. Sunshine throughout, no mither with my folks being down, kiddies school fair yesterday, went out for a frankly superb meal last night, truly top drawer. Played great golf this morning, all good. Think I'll open a bottle of Sauvignon Blanc now and sit in the back garden.
been down the beach most of the day, actually got to put my bod in the briney! sat in the garden doing my nect favputite thing eaTING and drinlkking = also a sauv blanc chops
I've been to a BBQ this evening as well Alan. I don't generally care much for eating outdoors, but it was for the kids mainly, so I had to show up. Do I come across as a miserable twat? I'm not really. Had a good night at the races last night as it goes - didn't win owt but it was good crack and had a good laugh - then it all went wrong when I watched that pile of ****e later on. Anyway, maybe I was a little too hard on Klitschko. The guy's been at the top for years and you can only box the people put in front of you. He's had plenty of KOs so I should probably pay him some respect. Just so disappointed at the ****ers we keep serving up to be smashed by foreigners. I'm not going to fall for any hype now in boxing. Haye sucked me in with his bullshit but it won't happen again. The England football team are almost dead to me. I don't pay any attention to the media when it comes to them anymore. I look with my own eyes and realise - we're ****. But somehow world number 4? Yeah. Ok. That's how worthless those ****ing ranking charts are. So now we'll have the long, drawn out rematch to look forward to. Brilliant. I tell you one thing, I won't be buying it on PPV again. I'll watch it in a pub IF I'm out, but I won't be going out specially.
No your not a miserable twat. I myself am not into this eating outdoors as well but seeing as the weather was glorious, i thought i might as well. I think a lot of people underestimated Wlad and were shocked at how good he really is. Also, to be frank, all British sportsmen are bottlers when it comes to the big matches.
Its depressing isn't it? Even when we have some success it feels more like a failed attempt to bottle it.
Let me rephrase that. The majority of British sportsmen and sports team's are bottlers when it comes to the big matches.
In Haye's case yes, he was clearly all mouth and has done sod all to back it up. A twat really, best forgotten quickly as if you're going to fail you need to be a sportsman whilst you're at it. Being a failure and a total dickhead combined is not good. I've a bit of sympathy for Murray though, while it's obvious that he's lacking a bit mentally he is up agianst some players who are a step up in class from him. Must have been difficult with that monster up against him on the other side of the net. Do we now call Nadal a bottler for losing so comprehensively yesterday? No, he was beaten by a better bloke on the day. There's a hell of a lot of pressure on our tennis players, even when it's patently onbvious they are never good enough to do what we are wanting of them (Henman). Our footballers fall into the Haye category for me. When playing for England they do anyway.
The England football team are a joke. We do have good sportsmen and women, but when it comes to the big, global glamour events, we can't do it. What you say about Murray is true. He's up against two (possibly 3 now) of the best tennis players who have ever lived. He's got no chance. There's usually one or two fantastic players about in any era, but these lot are true greats and there's no chance he'll win a major whilst they are around. Rory Mc is amazing - but he's not British. I blame the facilities in this country. Think of the standard of pitches/facilities in other countries compared to ours. When I was growing up, you had to dodge the potholes, bricks and white dog turds if you wanted to play football - and that was league match standard. Absolute crap. We just don't take sport seriously enough in this country - it's changing a little bit now, but we're still miles behind most of the other top nations. There's no genetic difference between a dutch footballer and an English one, yet our great lumps couldn't pass 4 yards or trap a bag of cement. Summat's not right.
