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The Steven Gerrard Appreciation Society

Discussion in 'Manchester United' started by Foo, May 20, 2011.

  1. Chief

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    Fixed.
     
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    i'd have to stick one in her first though... then hit her with a bat..

    what s quite amusing re her family is her brother or cousin cant remember which (pikeys) were arrested recently in Malvern as they nicked a load of massive drums of diesel from my mates demolition business based in Malvern..
     
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    God no, no way would I do her. Horrifying just to think of it.
     
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    You disappoint me....

    possibly gag her first.. but yep i would stick it in her without doubt..
     
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    ...you're a sick, perverted, and slightly disturbed man Sweats <laugh>
     
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    Who me?
     
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    actually rather than gag her i'd tea bag her..
     
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    ****ing hell, there are so many wrong women in the world without ever having to resort to her. A picture of her, and I saw one in today's 'paper' is enough to make me want a shower. She's vile beyond description.

    I'd rather shag this one;

    please log in to view this image
     
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    I'd rather stick my tallywacker in the cream cake
     
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    **** off you'd rather shag that UNIT? I'd have to double drop viagra to get it up with that bloated stunt double for Jabba the hut. then Ideally id eat a week old mouldy curry then empty the contents of my weeping arse all over her face.
     
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    That image is going to haunt me forever
     
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    it does create the most wonderful of images eh?
     
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    You'd fit in nicely over on the GC board Sweats, you seem just the ticket!!

    I've looked on there many times but not once have I dared to contribute. Wild stuff, some of it genuinely hilarious.

    In fact, I've only been on the United or Liverpool boards, have City, Chelsea and Arsenal even got ones? Check out this gem from one the Liverpool moderators, the guy is an unadulterated idiot who knows **** all about anything;


    and this;



    What the ****ing ****?

    He's one of many.
     
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    Where does he think Oldham and Bury are for ****'s sake? Geography of any sort clearly not a strong point.

    And everyone who's followed football even half heartedly will know that Giggs has lived in Salford since he was four. Christ, how many times has the old 'he played for England schoolboys' story been tripped out?

    This bloke thinks we found him in Cardiff!!!!!
     
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    Ive had a tickle on the general chat board.. it is a bizarre place..
     
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    yeah ask him why Giggs has a Mancunian accent, once was on City's books, and that his his real father is an out and out Cardiff scally with the name Danny Wilson
     
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    morning sisters!

    I'm off down sarf shortly for a wekend of mayhem in Pompey< lots of middle aged people jumpoing around with their zimmerframes.

    My "sister in law's" fella is playing in the festie we're going to, hoping to get a back stage pass so we can smooze with my boyhood heroes Diggle & Shelley, who now look like a pair of Hobbits rather than the cutting edge of British music ....... but hey nostalgia you can't beat it (there is an actual pun there) should hide the despair of the Blighty summer weather!
     
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    enjoy dude...


    I had a bit too much red wine last night... proper thick head this morning...
     
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    It don't half rain down these parts.
     
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  20. Sweats

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    that'll be on its way toward me then shortly..

    found a lovely bottle of red last night woth looking out for... Yellow tail Shiraz... £6 was one of the nicest bottles ive had in a long time.. worth a try if you spot it...
     
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