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The Steven Gerrard Appreciation Society

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  1. Sweats

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    I've quite enjoyed myself.. Hit a few nice shots just not very good not trying to smash every ball... Which is fine on bad ball..

    That link won't show up on my phone for some reason..
     
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    Oh no, I think they've been wiped (all apart from the last one). 606 again?
     
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  3. Foo

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    yeah, I used to play it when I was younger in the park with the lads. I liked smashing the ball about, too. I just can't stand the organised version, Sweats - it bores me silly.
     
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  4. Foo

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    Aaaaaand - Senior Member...

    Phew! Getting to 100 takes some doing.
     
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    I've got a cricket-related story actually. A wealthy friend of my inlaws was following the England cricket team around the West Indies one summer several years ago. He happened to be on the same flight as them as they were flying somewhere or other for a game - or it might have been when they were going home - dunno.

    Anyway, he was up in first class when non other than his hero Geoffrey Boycott got on and sat across the aisle from him - the players were back in standard class. After they took off, he plucked up the courage to go over and talk to him - Boycott was telling him all about a recent operation he'd had and they were having a right good old chinwag, when one of the hostesses came up and asked if some of the players could put their bags and bats etc in 1st class storage so they could have more room.

    Boycott turned to the hostess and said, 'Tell them to bugger off! No bloody way!', the hostess looked shocked and embarrassed and promptly scurried away to break the news to the players.

    Boycott shook his head, turned to Eric (in-laws' friend) and said, 'Cheeky sods You know, you do well in life, earn a bit of money and there's always some freeloading gits who want summat for nowt!'

    Ha ha, what a twat. But you've got to admire the Yorkshire bastard for his stance! **** the players!
     
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  6. Sweats

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    Haha... Can't stand boycott.. Has to be the most dull batsman to watch ever.
     
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    That last pic worked.. I'd let her tickle my middle stump..
     
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  8. Foo

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    Think they must frown on semi-clad pics, sweats. Thankfully not at white dogshit though.
     
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  9. Sweats

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    well i feel like a decrepid old man today...


    Unfortunately they dont sell any in the shop next door.... ba dum tish...

    but seriously the bones in my left hand hurt from gripping the cricket bat i appear to have pulled a muscle in the back of my leg behind my knee.. an my shoulder hurts...

    Mazin.



    Where is everyone today?? out scouring your local areas looking for white dog **** perhaps??
     
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    well on top of my physio, I've now broke my toe ffs in the house against a wooden chest!!



    they shoot horses don't they?
     
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  11. Sweats

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    Nice tunny I have done that before.. Nothing you can do either.. Just strap him up a bit an grin an bare it..
     
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    I take it you've not been on the general chat board then mate? ANYTHING goes. I mean, anything and everything. Nothing is frowned upon.

    I ****ing love cricket, there was a period of a couple of years in my late teen when there was only two days a week when I didn't play. Twas my life in summer. That's when I used to play against the likes of Irani, Hegg and Krikken. Talented ****s.

    Naturally enough booze and birds eventually got in the way but I'd still play if it didn't take up all weekend. I have golf to take up all weekend now instead.

    Looks like we're going to get this Sanchez bloke. How many fooking wingers do we need then, eh? If it is true I can only assume Nani will be off.
     
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    Wow - 27 pages and counting... you guys have certainly been busy.

    I broke one of my own rules today and had some fruit - infact, thinking about it, it was the second piece of fruit on two successive Wednesdays... jeez, gotta love this healthy eating lark :eek:)

    (the fact that now on every Wednesday to lift morale the company has decided to provide free fruit [one each mind] has absulutely nothing to do with the new ALL_HEALTYH_CRAZY_STAG_IN_DERBY)
     
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    What a **** day....

    Eh up stag trust you are well.. Have to say I've been eating more fruit of late.. Have acquired a liking for apples.. (not in cider form either)

    So sanchez... Reckon it will be over for nani if that happens.. Surely we won't get rid of tony v.. Still no midfield grit is concerning me.. Unless Hargreaves will be fit which I can't see happening..
     
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    Some of the pictures on that thread put me right off my sandwich..
     
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    hope you played to stereotype by munching on a prawn number?
     
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  18. Sweats

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    I don't like prawn sandwiches..

    How is the toe?

    So barca are trying to hijack that Sanchez twat... Also the star reckon we are going to bid for Charlie Adam.. Wouldn't mind that so long as we don't pay silly money for him..

    Can't be arsed today my body still hurts from attempting bowling the other night..
     
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    I would never get bored of hitting that head with a bat.
     
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  20. Sweats

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    why hasnt that pic worked then???
     
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