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The Steven Gerrard Appreciation Society

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  1. Foo

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    Tremendous photos. Better than the munters we breed - most of our women footballers have got bigger cocks than me.

    Yeah I agree about Bebe & rickets boy Obertan. They've got **** all about them & we're well rid of that embarrassment Bebe. I'm better than him.
     
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    If only they played in hot pants an see through tops..
     
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    Yeah, but only when one of his mates is holding down his opponent.
     
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    That might make womens football watchable. There'd be a point to it.

    Maybe, just.
     
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    Surrounded by orribles ...wish I could upload photos..
     
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  7. Foo

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    I thought we COULD upload photos to this site? Been out for a vile meal - no ****ing beef on the menu, nothing except pork in fact. That was 1pm. Out of everything except pork by 1pm.

    The ****ers deserve to go under. Typical English **** customer service.
     
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    Got to agree, I love chicken and pork but never, ever, order either when out. It's either beef or lamb in some shape or form (unless curry when it IS chicken).

    I wanted to go out for sunday lunch today as it's been horrible, biblical rain all day. Had it in instead, no chance of three pints of guest ale when in though is there? No, is there ****. Where'd do you go?

    Think I'll watch the U21's, there is a light at the end of the senior tunnel and it is hopefully them. We'll see in a couple of hours, eh? I ****ing hate the first team and I hate it's 'manager' even more.

    Still, with De Gea, Jones, Wellbeck, Cleverly and Smalling on view and possibly super Scott Sinclair of the Swans it should be good.
     
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  9. Foo

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    Yep - I've been de-televisioned tonight. Missus is watching her ****e 'Prison Break' bollocks that she's recorded. Can't argue really, she's been working for the last 3 hours whilst I've been snoozing on the bed. I flicked it on for a couple of minutes and it looked like a repeat of the seniors to be honest. Spain passing them to death and England bumbling and snatching at crosses when they get the ball back.

    I had the Cumberland sausage Tags and to be honest, you can't really go wrong with that. But the others were disgusted with theirs - the steak and ale pie was SWEET, for ****'s sake. They must've poured half a bag of sugar into the stringy 'meat' mixture. Our kids aren't particularly fussy eaters but they hardly touched their pork. Nasty. The waiter had the cheek to look offended when I took my change and turned on my heel instead of doling out an undeserved tip. The service was ****e and slow and the food was basically inedible for all but me. Tip? Stick it up your arse, mate. Cheeky twats.

    That's the first time I've not tipped since I started eating out as an adult, so it must've been bad cos I've had some **** meals.
     
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    I see you're a 'senior member' now eh Tags? Just like Sweats. I'm lagging behind. Just tucking into a Bulmer's cider that was leftover from last night. Not bad, but I'm a Strongbow fan, it's got to be said. I just like the idea of arrows going through Frenchmens' necks back in the day. Makes me proud with every slurp.
     
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    if i see another bottle of magners i'll ...................
     
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    ****ing Monday. Bollocks, it pissed down all day yesterday and it's pissing down now. I'm wishing my life away, all I want in next weekend to come around.
     
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    Ditto

    at least I'm only doing 4 days this week, off to Pompey on Friday for a bit of a festie on Saturday, "punk on the pier" Buzzcocks headling, should be a bit of a giggle if nothing else.
     
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    Well I can confirm red wine an gin gives me a bad head!!! Did over half a bottle of tanqueray after pub closing time Saturday night.. Loads of folks piled into my mates flat an there were birds dancing an getting semi naked .. None of which were really worth a poke..

    An needless to say I still feel terrible today only got out of bed yesterday to cook at about 6pm.. Made my own potato rosti an pork chops.. Which were very nice..
     
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    This is what happens when you mix Red wINE & gIN ain the same pint glass!







    So Jones is actually going to sign before he's not a teenager anymore?
     
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    I hope that Tanqueray was with Schweppes tonic. Slice of lemon sir?

    Funny old day yesterday, I could barely be arsed to get out of my pyjamas. Took the kids to the library the rain was so torrential where I STOLE a copy of Mojo, I make myself so proud sometimes. (It had a big Smiths article so I had to, Moz made me do it). The library on Sunday morning for ****s sake, what have I become?

    Had a chicken dinner and the kids watched Happy Feet and when the rain finally stopped I moved a few things about in the garden and attic room. Was great, I really enjoyed!!

    Started watching the U21's but she came in an wanted to watch **** pop singer to even ****ter opera singer so I gave up.

    Anyone else watching Scott & Bailey on ITV ? It is really rather good I must say.
     
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    Was indeed consumed with schweppes an a slice of lime..

    Am on series 2 of true blood now...
     
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    So, it's fathers day on Sunday so by way of a treat I will buy myself some new trainers (it is always this way, there's the pretence that she has bought said present on the boys behalf but as I am dad and therefore churn my hard earned into the household kitty I just go along and buy it myself, like a good dad should) so what shall I get?

    These Beckenbauers or the white kick, on same site?

    I used to have Adidas kick as a youngster so am swaying heavilly in that diirection but do like the Kaizers finest.


    http://shop.adidas.co.uk/product/RE945/G44111/Originals/Men's-Beckenbauer/detail.jsf


    Lime, eh? I like your style.
     
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  19. Sweats

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    Get yourself a pair of converse all stars..

    I actually want a pair of Dunlop green flash .. And a new pair of converse..

    My mouth tastes like the inside of a tram drivers glove today.. An I have the shakes..

    My mate is doing some bar training for one of the clubs in town so we went in there sat night to do a recky on the staff ... They were terrible...I asked for a golden rum an ginger ale they gave me a captain Morgan an coke with no ice in ... Shocking ..
     
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    Dude, I have a pair. Hi top, double tongue, vintage brown.
    Do you think I am not down with the kids?
     
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