I never have any time for the general public. Though I do care what happens to the nation, weird really. Anway that banner saga is a perfect example of the difference between United and thems from Liverpool. Your average Mickey is a gobby, loud, not too bright, blagger, who blabbs on about Liverpool this, Liverpool that, Scousers are great, Liverpool is top! "youse" this,"youse" that, with nothing of any real substance. Where as your average United fan is more maybe quieter, more subtle, sharper wit, and just gets on with it, actions speak louder than words. They Do/say things and don't think anything of it. And there is no way that Liverpool fans would of pulled off a stunt like that at O.T.
If I had 60m I'd buy a villa on the east of Ibiza, email you lot a contact no. for a private Swiss Bank Acc. the completely drop out no one would ever find me ............. except I'd pop on here to gloat everytime we beat Liverpool. or bask in glory if we ever beat Barca in a CL final! that's thought I could give Messi 20m to never kick a ball again, or £20m to Liam Gallagher to never open his fat ****in mouth again! tough call! Sorry looks like it's a long wait till Messi retires!
East Ibiza eh? Does it make much difference as the island is 25 miles in circumference? I'd have myself a villa in Spain.. On the altea hills where all the russian oligarchs have pads.. An Ibiza is an hour by ferry though clearly I'd have my own boat to get there nothin too fancy mind as I hate boats an get seasick.. I'd have a couple of jet skis too.. Have always wanted my own horse .. A White one clearly ala Clint Eastwood ..
Yeah the east coast is more laid back(if that's possible) than rest of the island, inhabited by like minded people, The West Coast has San Antonia home to all the clubs, and it can have them! but it does has Ibiza Rocks so it's not all that bad - from my perspective anyway!. The outlining islands are cool too, closest thing you are going to get a Caribean looking Island without actually going to the Tropics, and only 2 hours from Blighty. Ibiza Town at night I think everyone should visit, find yourself a barstool, long drink, and then just sit and watch the world go by ... it's like the bar in Star Wars!
Love Ibiza, got to agree. If we're spending daft money then I too would go for Spain but know I'd be overruled by her and we'd end up In France. Not the end of the world, I love both, I just prefer Spain. Tell you what though, and this despite me doing euromillions but one hour ago for the first time ever at Foo's behest, damn you, I'd just as soon have a nice tidy sum, say 250k. Pay off the mortgage and start in property, making a few bob a year. She can carry on working of course and i'd develop property on a maximum four day week, leaving the rest to get brilliant at golf. Job done.
I reckon I'd do the property thing anyway.. I'm too young to retire.. Would need something to do for a challenge.. Do you know I'd probably buy a pub too.. Anyway this is all hear say an we will all be disappointed in the morning.. Though I'm trying my damnedest to give out positive vibes what with the laws of attraction an all that..
If I were to stay in Blighty I'd have 3 properties - a getaway cottage on a mountainside somewhere on Snowdonia. nothing too fancy from the outside - dead comfy but simple inside, same spec for my second abode, this time close to a beach(no shock there) either the Gower or Cornwall. And lastly I'd have a dead trendy apartment, or town house in Camden, With a garage fast car primed to get me to a helicopter to escape to the other properties when I had the whim! I wish! OOOPS Nearly beer o'clock!
nah I'd be a flash b'stard and have that 4th joint on the beloved White Island (the Balearic one, not the ****hole off the Hampshire coast) Private jet from the south coast to Palma Airport. Then "boat-it" around the coast to my Villa, and shut the heavy oak door on the world!
Ha.. Well if I get a winner then I shall see you all Reet .. Am thinking of goin to scholes testimonial.. £20 an get to see the king Eric back at OT ..
When is the testimonial, Sweats? Might be tempted meself if it's not midweek. Tags, that white dogshit status was superb. Me missus & me used to laugh about white dogshit - she says only white poodles can have white ****e, because, er, they're white. Nice logic... I used to take the piss because she genuinely believed it. This is a well educated woman, by the way. I had to look it up to prove her wrong & it turned out that they used to include chalk in the ingredients. I wouldn't normally admit that I researched dogshit but your status made me belly laugh. Brilliant.
Think it said it was early august I think.. Vs. New York cosmos. Last summer my very own beast produced a succession of ****s in the garden.. I can confirm they don't come out White but if it's sunny an dry they turn White after a couple of days.. Garden was full of them..
I honestly haven't seen one for years and years. They're a constant source of amusement though, whenever they come up. Early August would probably be ideal for me. Could be midweek then. We should try to meet up, find somewhere for us all to doss down in. 'We' won the euros then Sweats/Tags? Remember, I'm there for you guys x
But not old school white surely? That is now as rare as ****. You just do not see it. I was on site and it's an old BP chemicals works and they used to have railways in and out and we were driving along the old railway, sleepers and track removed, and there on the side is the distinctive white, nay albino, pile of a back in the day dog ****e. It was never in piles of it really, it was always just a couple of little turds like they really struggled to pass them. White, crumbly, ancient and indestructible. I've no idea how it got there, this is not your average public right of way. I'm fascinated, it brought back memories of the 70's and 80's. Chalk you say Foo, will have to look that up? Just been watching Footballs Greatest on Sky. Paulo Maldidni, the word greatest barely does the bloke justice. Best left back ever to play the game, ****ing legend.
I White **** you not... Admittedly I wasn't a patty mound of White ****e but merely a couple of logs.. I'd be up for going to the game would be a laugh..
According to the urban dictionary; http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=white dog **** pretty standard really, very rare nowadays. It was like I'd found an actual four leaf clover. It's a sign, I'll check that euromillions ticket in five weeks time and we'll have won!!
I got one number an one star number... Rubbish... Watched predators last night.. What a load of old **** that was!!
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2002264/Germany-team-players-saucy-photoshoot-Playboy-Womens-World-Cup.html if our women footballers looked like this i reckon I would go an watch...
Blimey. Very nice. So, Bebe off to Besiktas. Good, **** off. Nothing worse than some useless foreign **** taking the place of a potentially good local youngster. Next off, Obertan.
