The Steven Gerrard Appreciation Society

I hope all goes well for you matth lad.

 

CT scans are a pain in the ****ing arse. I had two after i broke my back. You're in the ****er for about half an hour

Whatever the problem is, I hope you get well soon

 

I was when I broke my leg and they were looking at the tumour

I was drugged up to **** though so it was actually quite interesting in there

 

Thanks.

 

Thanks PMK.

 

Hope all goes well Matth

 

I was full of ****ing morphine, but it was still a pain in the arse

 

My blood test is on wednesday.

 

It was an MRI scan I had actually

Well on the night I did it it was a ct scan then I had to go for the MRI one, they show more detail than a ct one



And Matth be well hydrated for your test as thats good for when giving blood

 

Had an ultrasound today - really freaky hearing your blood going round

 

Thanks, will do DR.

 

You pregnant stan?

 

knew it was going to be you or Page! Nah - problem with legs and they think it is circulation. I might still get a game for England though...

 

Was tempted Danny Boy but sweats beat me to it.

Btw mate keep the cholesterol down and drink whisky to thin your blood, and its also good for forgetting your legs hurt.

 

I wish you were your clubs doctor

 

Seemed rude not to bowl in with the obvious comment.

On the subject of ailments; I found a weird lump under my armpit last week. Clearly I freaked out and wrote myself off as having some form of cancer. Went straight down the doctors. Only to be told it was most likely an infected hair follicle. Prescribed some antibiotics. They have done a blood test too just Incase. Which the nurse destroyed my arm. It's all bruised an resembles a smack heads.

 

Apparently A United fan is in Wales looking for me and will slit my throat.

Good god, never heard so much rubbish in my life.

 

Been making new friends on twitter?

 

, no.

 

Who told you then?