It's nearly Friday, not too far off. Then we can waste the day talking about beer and barbies again, I love Fridays. You know, the more I think of this Phil Jones deal the more fookin delighted I am. He was obvioulsy on our radar, we just moved quick to beat off Arse and Scrotes. I think he'll be tremendous, just what we need to bolster the squad. Not some ****e ****ing unheard of homeless kid. I think now with him, Young and De Gea we'll just get one CM and that'll be that. Who though, who?
Swarbs as thread moderator I want to have my so called fellow poster Returnofthesweatband aka Sweats have his ass hurled over the coals for comparing the loveable, albeit rogueish, but funny ........ Baboon being compared to a Kopite! I hang my head in shame for once associating myself with such a "person"
Which joke the monkees? Or the one tunny has taken dislike too? That monkees joke really tickles me ... Working again Saturday... By the time I have my next weekend off I will have done 5 six day weeks on the bounce.. Rubbish!!!
How could you diss the Ole' Baboon in such a way Sweats, you know there's no way of coming back from that one?
You cant blame Ryan Giggs for sleeping with Imogen Thomas. Any girl whose name is an anagram of A SMOOTH MINGE has got to be worth a dabble
The Monkees one, never heard it but will now use it. Gav is playing golf in an hour, ding dong the bells are going to chime...................
Work, glorious work, cold contempt & loathing... Nah, it's not that bad actually. Just a shame I can't be bothered to drag my mutilated badger's ringpiece out of bed (cheers Sweats lad). God I need a Lotto win. Let's make a pact boys - if any of us strike the jackpot, we've got to make life a little bit more comfortable for our fellow not606ers. And no sweats, I don't want a bloody special cushion to sit on... Incidentally, what would you all do with a Euro millions win of: 60 million. I want a breakdown of your spend frenzies boys...
I've got three lotto tickets in my wallet unchecked so that reminds me. I never win a thing though, not even a tenner. Might have a debut euromillions punt though, seeing as how the prize is so mind bendingly massive. Last time I had a pact it was with my old bessie flat mate and we promised we'd share any future lotto winnings, ever. He's now living in a villa in Marbella pretty much a millionaire with his own finance company spending five ****ing grand on CL final tickets and I'm still working for the man. The fecker doesn't even buy me the occasional flight out so I think I'll be keeping the next tenner I win all to myself. Oh yes, all mine. It could have been me!! Well, clearly it could not.
See, you might have thrown those tickets out if it wasn't for me Tags. I want my share. Yeah, I'll have a pop at the Euros tonight an' all. What is the jackpot tonight - can't check at work. The 1st thing I'd do with £60m is have every single chav & boy racing scrote in my town beaten to death. Then I'd sleep like a baby on my gigantic mattress stuffed with £100 notes whilst I dreamt about how to spend the other £59,999,990.
Oh, only £10 to have them all beaten to death you ask? Well, that's how much a baseball bat costs in The Factory Shop. I'd do the rest myself.
Morning.. Well I had a truly terrible Chinese last night and you will be pleased to know foo that my arse resembles a tattered flag this morning.. 60 mil eh?? Wouldn't know what to do with it.. I'd probably start with a visit to a purveyor of things an celebrate for a few days.. Then get down to the serious business of buying houses and cars.. I'd want then to do a round the world trip with this bird I'm dating... Only issue is what I do with my dog... Then buy up a chain of estate agents.. So I have minions to shout at...
My mate who’s a Bolton lad & a Wanderer just sent me this email about those United fans who went to the Liverpool v Spurs match with a 19 TIMES banner. "Have you heard of a podcast called the football ramble. They did a bit about the 19 banner that appeared at Anfield. All about how they sneaked it in and then left. Everyone though theyd headed home but they actually went for a beer with some Everton Fans. One of the Scousers who knew them met them on the way into the ground and asked why they were there. He thought about why they would be there and then said. 'Youve got a banner havent you' to much laughter all round." Just reiterates my opinion that scousers do not stick together, with Evertonians having as much contempt with LFC as we do! I would love to of been in on that
Ashley young appears a done deal... Mr sneijder has pledged his future to inter... If true then I think we will end up with nasri.. Has there been official confirmation that Hargreaves has retired? Last I heard he was offered a pay as you play deal... Though his mrs told my mate he was going to retire..
I've just had an enormous greasy brekkie Sweats so will no doubt be feeling it with you in a few hours. Well, along with my scouse labourer, who's alright as it goes but the cheeky ****er has turned up wearing a Liverpool shirt today(!!!), we've now got ****ing gypo's on site!!! My God how I hate those horrible thieving ****s. Jesus, two of my pets hates on one site in two days, roll on the weekend so I can rid myself of them. I had the Client ORDERING me to go over and confront them to leave site. **** off said I, you ****ing do it. Tunns, one of the biggest myths in football is that the scousers are all pals and stand side by side etc. They don't, Everton fans despise Liverpools fans, fakct. We all know it and they all know it, the stupid ****ing idiots at Sky/BBC/ITV are the ones who haven't grapsed that.
That banner thing was good. Though somehow, for me, the end of season celebrations were a bit soured by that result at Wembley. It just made me realise that to not be the best (by a long way) isn't good enough. Hopefully we'll be closer next year and in with a shout of acutally getting a result. Anyhoo Sweats, pleased it isn't just me then (on both bottom and general public counts). This week's been quite easy to be honest - I've been mostly invigilating exams so I've been able to bring in my laptop and go to work on stuff that I don't normally have time to do until last minute. A breeze. £60m... Hmmm... I would first retire my immediate family and closest friends, then get to work on living a ridiculously ostentatious life for the rest of my days. I'm talking jetting in some sherpas to carry me around the house, a trio of chimp servants for my own amusements and a huge, gold statue of myself doing Lynda Carter up the wrong 'un. Is there anything left to do after that? If there is, I don't wanna know about it...
