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Discussion in 'Manchester United' started by Foo, May 20, 2011.

  1. tunns®

    tunns® I'm a camp pirate

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    ahem .... popped back forgot the shades
     
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  2. Foo

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    Now THAT made me laugh out loud Tags. Bravo, son.
     
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  3. tunns®

    tunns® I'm a camp pirate

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    Damn you Foo that was paragraph I tried to quote.......... show off!





    Well I went to Tesco last night and procured 24 bottles of Magners for £20 ...... which is nice!


    Now seeing as the cheapest retail price for a bottle I've seen in a pub is around £2.95 you do the maths


    They also have the offer on Stella (free wife neater vest with very purchase) and Bud too.
     
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    Nice... Well I frequented a posh beer garden.. Didn't get my pimms though as it's a bit gay.. So opted for Koppaberg fruit cider.. With a lovely lady.. Then went for a Thai meal.. Which was nice..

    Today I am going to buy take out cider an watch our shower of a national team probably scrape a nil nil with the watchmakers ..
     
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  5. tunns®

    tunns® I'm a camp pirate

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    green house nearly finished, just the glass to go in, and a special delivery of plants from Deepest Peru!
     
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  6. tunns®

    tunns® I'm a camp pirate

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    ........ honest Officer Dibble they're tomato plants from B&Q!!!!!
     
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    Coco plants? Nice... You'll need a vat of acid too..
     
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  8. tunns®

    tunns® I'm a camp pirate

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    Big **** off Ganja Plants!
     
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    Just got in, literally turned on the football the very second the ball was drifting past that city ****er at the speed of John Terry. Turned it off & put 'Enchanted' on for the kids. Pricks.
     
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    Haha foo that's made me an my mate chuckle.. drifting past at the speed of John Terry..
     
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    Bought meself a new strimmer & weed plucker type thing in an attempt to make gardening less of a massive chore. The weed thing is good, just stick it over the top of one, press down with your foot, tilt it back and lift - and hey presto! Half of the roots come out so you have to do it again.

    I've come to the conclusion that there are no shortcuts to a nice garden - it's manual ****ing labour and oodles of time & there's no getting round it.

    I wish I liked it more. I still haven't got border plants in the back & I've been here 5 years.
     
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    Fair play to Joe Hart. The lad's really spearheading the FA's fight against FIFA by boycotting the match ball.
     
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    The next person who makes a Wayne Rooney joke is going toupée for it.
     
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  14. tunns®

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    Now, now, don't get all wiggy!
     
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    I was just about to crack open another Magners, and then it is pointed out to me I've missed a section of rubber seal out of the greenhouse ......... the glass can wait to tomorrow!



    (note to self pay some else to erect the damn thing next time!)
     
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    Nice tunny.. I'm watching last night bgt the fat lad singing is amazing to be fair.. He did a weller song an did it really well. The Lads got a great voice.

    I'm on some beer lager from aldi actually quite nice an is giving me the loudest burps ever.. Can almost say a whole sentence whilst belching..
     
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  17. tunns®

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    Which Weller song was it?
     
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  18. tunns®

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    bet you can't burp it?


    ..and in tune!
     
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    was it a Jam, Style Council, or solo number? ... or even something from Picasso's Blue Period?
     
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  20. tunns®

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    that's the colour blue, not those sad ****ers that failed miserably in the Eurovision.
     
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