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The Steven Gerrard Appreciation Society

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  1. tunns®

    tunns® I'm a camp pirate

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    I had a similar tale, I think I've said on 606, about a day out at Southport. twas back in '81 involving me, my scooter, my crew, a video juke box(anyone remember them?) and a police escort out of the town.

    Won't bore you with the details, you can image the gist of it!
     
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  2. Sweats

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    Brilliant. .

    I have no such tales of bad behaviour..
     
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    I don't believe a word. You are a virgin.
     
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  4. tunns®

    tunns® I'm a camp pirate

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    come on Sweats you must have some tales of debauchery involving wild woman hot gypsies and kegs of illicit cider!?
     
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  5. Sweats

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    Haha..

    Not fighting with scousers I haven't..

    Getting into uncomfortable situations on nights out being thrown out of places for doing things I shouldn't have been.. Have been barred from a nightclub in Worcester for having sex with the owners bit on the side.. Banned from all nightclubs in Oxford ...
     
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  6. Sweats

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    Can anyone else hear that? .......


















    That is the the sound of a beer garden calling...
     
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  7. tunns®

    tunns® I'm a camp pirate

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    Are you in one now?

    Tell you what I'm absolutely gagging for a pint now, sun is out, totty everywhere ....... love old Blighty in Summer!
     
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  8. Sweats

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    Not yet dude. Currently sat on the veranda of a house up the side of the Malvern hills waiting for some twatz to turn up
     
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  9. Chief

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    Bulletinthehead, are you an old acquaintance from 606? You know me so well you see.



    Got a BBQ tomorrow evening when I will put away a shed load of of coldies. Summer finally here? Perfectly timed just after the bank holiday. I feel like I'm in a different country to two days ago when it was cold and wet and windy as ****. Got golf match after work, if I can't play well in this I never will.
    Talkign of, Zip still hasn't dropped in.
     
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  10. Weswilko

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    Gerrard secretly wishes he could make it into a united team so he could retire with a premier league winners medal.

    He can dream.
     
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  11. tunns®

    tunns® I'm a camp pirate

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    All reet Chops fella? I wasn't sure who that Bulletothehead bloke was on about to be honest! oh well we're all virgins on this site.



    I'll have to mosey over your way soon chops, with the pending summer ahead of us, I'll check the beach and/or that Wakeboard centre then hook for a Sherbert or two.


    Sweats those twats on the hill and me and mine are they?I said later in the summer!:)
     
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  12. tunns®

    tunns® I'm a camp pirate

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    My eldest apparently just stumbled into the house with a rucksack for Glasto it's bigger than her!

    Oh well she use it for a tent as well and save me some money to spend on more important things like ........beer!
     
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  13. tunns®

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    right the temptation is far too great ............ off to pub and<party>
     
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  14. tunns®

    tunns® I'm a camp pirate

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    says something when a bit of computer animation can actually dance better than you.



    Reet off pub is calling!
     
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    Well, it's bloody red hot here already. Get the funk in!
    Think I'll nip out & get the kids a new paddling pool - might as well, it'll be back to -3 tomorrow.
    I too am sick of football - mainly because of last weekend, but I need a break from it. That reminds me, I'll have to cancel sky sports - and that'll be it for 3 years. Oh well, they'll have it on in my student bar no doubt. I'll be able to educate the little buggers that there was football before Rooney.
     
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    well i have rotten cider stomach this morning... highly unpleasant...

    a female friend stayed in my bed last night, i forgot when woke up an let one rip... then turned over to find her there looking disgusted at me..
     
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    i need a fry up... or pizza.. or both..

    wish i was not working today... would very much like to be in a beer garden with some women drinking pimms. . so roll on 5pm and a jug of pimms.. lovely.:emoticon-0103-cool:
     
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  18. Sweats

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    where is everyone i am bored...

    cricket not going too well eh?
     
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  20. tunns®

    tunns® I'm a camp pirate

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    You Biatch!


    3.30 and I'm catching rays down the nearest beer garden:emoticon-0103-cool:
     
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