#15: Parents pushing buggies around the street who think they've got the right to force you into the oncoming traffic because they're pushing a baby about. Er, no, YOU get on the ****ing road or at least acknowledge the fact that you're asking me to risk losing a spleen and a foot to a boy-raced Vauxhall Corsa (nod to sweats...)
#16: Shelf stackers who make you feel 2 inches tall by sighing if you have the temerity to ask them where the marmite is. And just ****ing TELL me, don't make me follow you round the store like a ****ing ****** before you point oh-so-obviously to the appropriate shelf.
#17: Over-zealous pool attendants who blast their whistle if you dare raise your 3 year old over your head for a bit of fun. ****s.
#18: Someone at work who will say, 'ah, just the person' when you accidentally bump into them. No, if I was 'just the person' you'd have come to find me before now. What you in fact mean is, 'ah, here's a ****ing sucker who I can offload some of my **** on to'.
#19: Being trapped in a conversation in a pub or somewhere, where the main bulk of the group start talking about someone you don't know, will never know and don't ever WANT to know but they insist on rabbiting on about them for a good half hour whilst you sit there daydreaming and trying to look at the 19 year old barmaid's tits.
Haha my dog is a ball sniffer... She's alright though.. Pensioners in tesco just after you finish work.. Double glazing sales men.. Religious twats.. Americans that survive tornadoes an thank the lord.. If there was a god they'd have been sucked up an dropped in the Atlantic.. Mickey Quinn
#20: Robin Williams. I hate that prick so much that if he's on screen, I let out an audible grunt/scream/wimper whilst trying desperately to find the remote. He's the least funny 'comedian/actor' I've ever seen or am likely to ever see. He thinks that having ADHD is a reason for having a career. People who like him are just missing the point. The point? He's a colossal ****! And there, on #20, my rant endeth. There are so many more, but I've got to get in the zone for the game - Yeah?
Mickey Quinn is indeed a complete ****, Sweats. He's a scouser though, so he's obviously really funny and sharp and witty. Er no. I don't know any funny scousers - that goofy one who's around at the minute is ok I suppose, but other than that, they thrive on the unjustified praise heaped on them from the southern middle classes and media who wouldn't know humour if it ran up to little Tarquin, skinned him alive then used his skin to cover the sofa it sat on to tell knock knock jokes.
YES!!!! I thought this was just me. ****ing hate ****s who do this. Either a) they don't know where it is and have to find the ****ing thing themselves first or b) they are so downright menial that they make you follow them around so they can pretend they have some importance in life for once. Supermarket aisles are numbered for a reason. Tell me the aisle number and then **** OFF AND LEAVE ME ALONE!!! I have eyes, once I'm in the right aisle I'll find it. ****s. And breathe....
Btw @Foo: You do realise that now you've said that, if you don't make it to 100 posts by the time we kick off and Utd lose I will have your ass banned for life. And get Stevie Me's gangsta mates to hunt you down like a dog and pop a cap in yo ass. Don't jinx it!
