Well how come I'm level 10 but I'm still a newbie? Bought the pre-match meal - mini Kiev/smoked sausage/fried onions/mustard/ketchup/tartre sauce in a ciabatta sub, all washed down with an ice cold Heineken. Magic.
Senior member Sweats? Eh? 100 must be the magic number. Right, I have to get to that by tonight or United will lose... How can I do it? List all of my favourite things in the world? Or the ones I hate most? Probably easier to get to the 100 mark with the latter...
#2: Old people who push into queues because they were born pre-war. So ****? There were ****s around in those days grandma and by the looks of it, you were one of them...
#4: People who close their eyes for an extended (over 2 seconds) period of time when they're talking to you. I knew a bloke who did this once and I wanted to kill the bastard. It's a speciality hate, true, but it really got to me.
#5: People who say, 'yeah?' at the end of every sentence like they're not sure if an idiot like you could possibly understand the level on which they're operating. Example: 'I was walking down the street, yeah? and this guy came up to me and he was like, really drunk and that, yeah? and he said, excuse me mate...' etc
YES! I'm a MEMBER! Maybe I should cut my losses and just accept and rejoice in my new-found 'member' hood.
#7: People who stand at a bar with a ten or twenty jutting out from between their forefinger and middle finger to prove to the barmaid that they have in fact got lots of money and she should definitely serve them next.
#8: Brad Pitt in every single film he's ever been in (except True Romance, where he was half decent because he played an idiot and was only on screen for 3 minutes)
#9: People who go to festivals because, if they didn't, people might think they are getting old and God forbid anyone thinks that of someone who is actually getting old.
#10: Bastards who don't say 'thanks' when you open a door for them. It should be law that you can drag that ungrateful ****wad back through the door and then slam it in their ****ing face again - and again - and again.
#11: Trendy 'lads' who straighten their hair. I'd like to straighten it for them - under a ****ing steam roller.
#12: Anyone walking around any city or town wearing a Liverpool top. I instinctively HATE them and just KNOW that they are a complete ****.
Find myself agreeing with everything thus far.. Though also would add people who use the word like at the end of a sentence! You know what I mean like.. Would also add the French.. Knuckle dragging Aussies.. People living in this country that can't speak English.. Foreign nationals claiming benefits.. Vauxhall corsa's especially with neon lights and aero dynamics Affixed to them.
#13: Self-righteous cyclists who ride side-by-side on a road like they pay the ****ing tax to be able to inconvenience me!
#14: Dog walkers who let their ****ing slobbering mutt run up to you and sniff your balls and say, 'he's alright' with a big smile on their stupid ****ing face. No he's NOT 'alright', he's got his nose buried deep in my bollocks. And he most certainly won't be alright if I kick his ****ing head off.
