I'm confused... Not sexually mind.. I thought baznev was uir taking the piss.. Is it actually baz?? Ze bellend is ben arfa though?? Or is ze bellend actually baz?? What are they on about on the banter thread about Mick giving warnings?
I have no idea? I aint Baz, I am busy as **** today. Just done another exam so got 20 minutes to kill before my train home. Ze is ben arfa and I thinbk Baznev is baz on one of his new accounts. Using the idea of poking fun at himself to make it less painful when we do lol.
Just ****ing work and the wife generally doing my head in from the moment I open my eyes in a morning. What's the job interview for if you don't mind me asking ?
Nowt wrong with that kid, I worked at tesco all through college and uni and full time for a year or so after uni.. I was in charge of fruit an veg, then a baker at there too.. I was responsible for doughnuts I will have you know. At Christmas I used to make snowmen doughnuts which I made his and hers I used chocolate buttons for tits and chocolate hundreds and thousands for pubes on the ladies.. An slice fruit pastilles into cock shapes for the men.. My other personal favourite was making sweaty doughnuts.. As I would slice letter into the dough before I prooved them.. So a few lucky shoppers had ****, **** and twat written on them..
When I was studying I worked at Sports Instep, Toys R Us and a ****ing garden centre. All 3 are better than accountancy
