Mornin Tags Some twat on fb (he's a right prick, dunno why I accepted him) has wished Barca all the best & '**** the manc ****s'. He's a local to me but supports Arsenal & Scotland (1 jock grandparent). Why are these people a) allowed to live and b) filled with such hatred of United? I'm going to direct message him when we win & offer to stick his jellied-eel filled sporren up his inbred, well-****ed arse.
i am a liverpool fan,and to me stevie g is a legend as to is carra. you have neville,scholes and giggs etc. so let us appreciate these players who dedicate themselfs to the teams they play for and the teams they support cos lets face it loyalty amongst players is very few and far between. man city and there foriegn legion will soon find that out sooner rather than later.
Mornin' all Feel really up for the main event later, feel calm, looking forward to it. Off to sops to procure some food & drink. Woke the neighbours up this morning blasting out the Roses with all the windows open, then I fed the birds in an old pair of United shorts. I could feel the curtains next door twitching "He's at it again that ****in' weirdo who talks funny!" Reet the shop it is!
I now have the quandary as to where to watch the game.. An what time to start drinking.. Don't want to peak too early..
So readthe headline this morning that Chico would look at a possibel move to Real. I then read the full article, to find the usual media stunt of taking a narrative out of context .......... I hate the media
I am rather good at throwing a few shapes... Do you resemble Jean Claude van damme in kick boxer? To this day that has to be THE most cringeworthy dancing I have ever seen!!
I just wrote an epic of a post and then lost it, a text box came up at said I didn't have permission! ....what's that about Anyway in my head I dance like Gerard Butler in Rocknrolla, you know the scene when he cooly takes the piss out of that drop dead gorgeous woman.... ....... in reality I'm like an inebreated(sp) SpongeBob Squarepants being held up by some old crone that no-one at a family gathering wants to talk to! Just got a litre bottle of Bacardi for £16 that's me sorted. Enjoy the rest of day gemtleman!
Back from golf, by **** I was brilliant. Nett 2 under in howling gale and driving rain. Now for the main event, good news on that bint Sweats, a proper result. I had the where to watch quandry and am going out to what I hope wil be a relatively less mental boozer at six. Soak up the pre match and plenty beers and be comfortably refreshed by kick off. I can't wait, United are 3-1 against just to win! In a three horse race that's stupid odds. Got to be worth £20. I'm going for the 2-0 win at 20-1. Crazy horse, I take your point on Carragher but not Gerrard and he doesn't stand comparison to Giggs, Scholes or Neville who would not have considered ever leaving United in a million years. Gerrard did. Tunns, you must know a Leo Sayer is an all dayer. Don't you?
I think you may be peaking too soon! I love the fact that Stevie Me is still a "Liverpool legend" despite them burning his shirt outside Anfield in 2005 when he wanted to leave. Heck, the only reason he didn't leave is some Scouse gangsters threatened to murder his family if he did. Now there's loyalty for you
Well I feel ready to kill someone.. Just got home to find my nephew an his mates stoned having destroyed my house... I think I may have tourettes. .. Would have been difficult to have **** anymore than I just have. ****s all of them..
Nah Swarbs I'm abstaining till later. then Ill partying like it's 1999 - regardless of the score. Yeah I did chops but it was any old excuse to get a gag out of Sweats. Mrs T is in the kitchen preparing an Indian feast for tonight even making her own naans - bless. I'm stuck now what to do - think I'll watch Rocknrolla so I can perfect my dance routie hopefully a celebrational one for later.
I was kinda hoping for a Jedi mind trick or x ray vision.. Force lightening would clearly be the preferred option.. Goin to a cider house for the game.. Outside tv.. Lovely.. An it's cheap.
