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The Steven Gerrard Appreciation Society

Discussion in 'Manchester United' started by Foo, May 20, 2011.

  1. tunns®

    tunns® I'm a camp pirate

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    have you been on the mushies again?
     
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  2. Sweats

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    i have no idea why the above description of a grogan has made me laugh quite so much.. but it has..
     
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  3. Chief

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    Definitions 1 and 2 contradict each other though, and everything after 2 seem to back up 2 so 1 may not be the correct definition.

    1 sounds more like a tagnut, to which you no doubt know I am familiar, similar to dangleberries and winnets.

    Whatever, the second definition is now an all too rare occurance.
     
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  4. Sweats

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    Yes our discussion was that a grogan was the perfect enormous turd that hits the water without breaking...

    I'm not so keen on the whole dangleberry definition... though i did find the use of the word beazley rather amusing though..
     
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    My five year old son is capable of the odd true definition grogan. Immense. Sadly, I am no longer able to carry off such feats.
     
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    surely the correct terminology should be.. Sadly, I am no longer able to carry off such feaces
     
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  7. Sweats

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    check me out reaching level 5.... can i shoot lightening out my fingers yet??
     
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  8. tunns®

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    Winnets - I haven't hard that said/written whatever for years! made me smile- which has some irony I suppose.


    My favourite word of that sort of thing was BIZ, but I think old Zip thought the word was childish I remember, just after Chops and I mooted it's comeback:)

    BTW does he know where we reside now? or is he too busy counting his coffers, and consuming smoked Swan?
     
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  9. Sweats

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    well the links are posted on the old thread...

    I guess he is too busy buying houses to create his own private golf course and swan sanctuary.... I did hear he has bought an out of use volcano and has bought up an army of midgets to meet his evil needs.. and there has been a report of lots of white fluffy cats being stolen in the Greater Manchester area.
     
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  10. Chief

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    Actually Sweats, it's faeces. Sorry to be the pedant and all that.

    Spoke to Zip this morning by the medium of FB and he's joining us shortly. Very proud to be a red, not going to the game and has been busy fitting a roof. To what remains a mystery.

    ****ing hell, I hate visits to certain supermarkets, the Morrisons down the road being a classic case. Packed to the rafters with pale, gaunt, thin/grotesquely fat ****ers getting in the way.
    Did my shop for tonight (she's out so it's a green curry for me), got the ales in and then was at the till paying when realised I'd forgotten my coconut milk. Went back in to get said single item then had to endure seemingly five whole minutes at the self service behind some ****ing window licker buying the sun. It took him forever, one item. ****.
     
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  11. tunns®

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    .....ah I expect so Mr Sweats
     
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  12. tunns®

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    roof what Chops ......was it Elzipportire(can't remember how it's spelt) Towers - a mansion so big it spans 3 metroplitan areas of Greater Manchester and out into Derbyshire!

    glad the spotty herbert is ok
     
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  13. Sweats

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    I hate supermarkets... I think pensioners should be banned from the hours of 5-8 .. Everytime I go some piss stinking wrinkly ****er always seems to be infront of me in the queue with a ****ing trolley full of reduced to clear loaves of bread with like 4p knocked off them which the special person behind the till can't skan... Then to add insult to injury they then produce a pocket full of money off discount vouchers to the most part for items they haven't even ****ing bought.. Then when they are about to pay they find another pocket full of vouchers saving them a grand total of 10p .... The annoying ****s have all day to shop but instead they are too busy peering round their ****ing net curtains taking notes for their neighbourhood watch weekly meeting...
     
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    Art'noon y'all. Is Zip laying the roof molecule by molecule or summat? Yeah Tags, I'm amazed my last offering is still on 606. Probably because Scholes hasn't reported me for once. I'm sure it was him or some other turd like him taking revenge for me dismissing him for so long as the complete tool he was/is. If he shows up on here, it'll be fun.

    Was I watching the same blonde on The Apprentice then? She looked dyke-rough if you ask me. Nowt about her at all that I could see.

    I think I'll get some Heineken in for the match - maybe one of those little keggy things that, much to my annoyance, sky were actually giving away but I didn't find out until it was too late and the deadline had passed. Frig!
    Not sure about the pre-match meal though. Might go for the old fave - Mini Kievs/Matheson's smoked sausage/Fried Onions/Mustard/Ketchup in a subway roll. It's the bloody food of kings gentlemen!

    Anyone watching 'The Walking Dead'? I've bought the first series on BluRay and it's pretty good so far, but I'm concerned it looks as though it could turn into another 'Lost' or 'Heroes' or some such arse.

    Anyway, back in a bit...
     
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  15. Sweats

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    See we all now have our members on display.. Foo is still a newbie...

    I tried watching that walking dead a couple of times but i cant series link it for some reason..
     
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  16. Jip Jaap Stam

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    What were you all known as on 606?
     
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  17. Sweats

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    same name dude... have never changed it..
     
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  18. tunns®

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    I've got the said series booked on LOVEFILM - I can have either by post or stream it thrpough my PS3.

    Watching True Blood series 3 at the moment they sent one Blu RAY disc it has all 12 episodes on it.

    It's bordering on filth ....Sweats you'd love it!
     
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  19. Sweats

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    isnt that vampire bollocks? that all the the girls like??

    I'd take frasier season 10 over all that ****e..

    I dont watch much tv anymore... though discovery have sci fi week all week an have been transfixed by aliens etc all week alternate universes, wormholes, plasma rockets etc..
     
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  20. tunns®

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    JJS

    Yeah we've all got the same names, slightly changed over the year but basically the same, we had a thread kept it going for years, there were many more of us but the numbers have dwindled down to us motley crue, even other club posters would dip in now and then, chew the fat then bugger off.


    Foo - I always thought Poshwasmyhero was a bit suss, I'm sure it was him that had me banned, he tried to have some sort of bro romance with zip - dirty lil' two faced scrotum of a snide bertie!
     
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