wagon got fell off last night... 6 pints of cumberland ale.. an left the pub with a number for a 20 yr old covered in tattoo's ..
you've hit it on the head there mate. I bet the majority of those box tickers do not speak Welsh, are probably of Irish decent or have at least one English parent , or at least a Grand parent who is. They actually think that "English" is a differant race. I say to them procure a dictionary look up the term Race, or if they are too damn lazy google it - or ask Jeremy Kyle, he appera sto be a mentor of that type of mind set.
not pleasant in the office today... that cumberland ale gives me a rotten gut.. office smells like a farmyard at present.. just hope no punters come in..
...so what's the beverage of choice for everyone tomorrow night the? I'm going for a case of Bulmers, and maybe a couple of bottles of Rev James to line my stomach
Where I'm going they have Bass red triangle on tap so that during the match. A few warm up's in the house before I go out, got fridge full of ice cold Grolsh. Will probably go a bit daft when we win so anyone's guess then, I think I'll be behaving a bit like a weekend millionaire.
like your style. I'm supposed to be erecting a green house over the weekend - yeah like that's going to happen on Sunday it can wait till Monday - praise be to the Bank Holiday!
I shall be quoffing red wine... then having total memory loss.. which seems to be the norm at the moment... had three weekends out on the vino and then have memory loss for the last hours of the night..
am a bit annoyed i didnt have a wager on redknapp to become chelsea manager.. when i heard the rumour a few days ago he was at 40-1.. he is now odds on at the bookies.. I would laugh if he does do it as i dont think he will be good enough... then ancelotti goes to spuds an finishes above them.. that would make me smile immensely..
Did you manage to sort that bird wth tats out then? Or fix up a time when you will? Is this her? http://www.google.co.uk/imgres?imgu...age=1&ndsp=16&ved=1t:429,r:1,s:0&tx=57&ty=115
Ha no.... she was fishing for me to give her a job... though i might suggest that before i would consider it she an her fit mate have to suck me off.. I have met a beauty taking her out for a 2nd date next week.. I get all mushy round her, which is something i have not done since a bird i was with for 4 years when i was 17..
we've all 'ad her Sweats, including Roons & Giggsy .....allegedly (other cheating footballers are available)
interestng topic of conversation in the office today... we are discussing the merits of a grogan... http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=grogan has anyone slayed a grogan?? I have in my lifetime slayed two grogans..
which one are you referring to?? tattooed bird or the one i get all mushy round? the one i get mushy round likes rugby...
Grogan exceptional marvel occurs when one lucky individual happens to lay himself a beazley that touches the toilet water before expulsion from the colon. Now let us consider this overwhelming phenomenon, a learned individual once commented "only a capable and skilled person can concoct a true grogan, multiple times in his/her life" A grogan must not be looked upon lightly; when this occurs one has achieved a heightened sense of pride and honour and indeed something to brag about to their fellow peers. Only real men are able to maintain smooth and lengthy turds, not just anyone can drop their bonds and procreate a grogan. 94% of humans will drop a grogan in their life, yet a mere 4% will smash one more than three times in their life. In order to increase the chance of slaying a grogan, one must deprive themselves first of fibre, and secondly abstain from hitting a chocolate hotdog for a few days. Grogan's do not only have to be taken in a toilet. They can be dropped off boulders into rivers for example. Turd folklore states the longest grogan ever to be dropped was a lengthy 134m, when a worker on the harbour bridge had to rupture a dookie. The man was never to be found following this event. However beware, whilst on 'grogan watch' (which is when someone looks between their legs for the brown to collide with the water) occasionaly, you can cop severe collateral damage to the face. May you have the best of luck in your endeavours to drop the cherished grogan.
