The football league is upside down. We're in the top division with Accrington, and Man U's in the basement.
I'm looking forward to the fish derby next season, Portsmouth against Fleetwood . Should be a humdinger, ..................perhaps not, maybe lose the dinger and it'll be more like it. I'm actually having a few lunchtime sniffters with a skate tomorrow, looking forward to rubbing his flat skate face in it.