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The Stand-up Thread

Discussion in 'Liverpool' started by Muppetfinder General, Jul 7, 2011.

  1. KingPepeReina.

    KingPepeReina. Active Member

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    How about Irelands Brendan O Carroll.
    Heres one of his jokes.
    Its Christmas eve in Dublin and a man is after having a few pints and he's trying to get a taxi home. Getting a taxi home in Dublin is hard but almost impossible on Christmas eve.
    Anyway this man is after 20 minutes getting a bit pissed off trying to flag down a taxi when one pulls up with two bankers(with a b) in it. These two are really posh pricks. One pulls down a window and says ''Wanna share'' The man says ''Have you room for 2 pizzas and a bottle of vodka?''' The posh pricks say ''Rather''. The man looks in the car door and pukes in on top of them,and says ''Now **** off''.
     
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  2. InBiscanWeTrust

    InBiscanWeTrust Rome, London, Paris, Rome, Istanbul, Madrid
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    Love it! Also his Special Ed and Craig Christ are brilliant!
     
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  3. louis211

    louis211 Active Member

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    jim jeffries the aussie is hilarious
     
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  4. Skylarker

    Skylarker PL High Commissioner

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    Yeah he's ****ing funny <ok>

    [NSFW][video=youtube;n1QzWLa0hng]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n1QzWLa0hng&feature=related[/video][/NSFW]
     
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  5. Hash.

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    [video=youtube;vxrpxdAXlu0]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vxrpxdAXlu0[/video]
     
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  6. Skylarker

    Skylarker PL High Commissioner

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    [video=youtube;vQhsIFZYQS4]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vQhsIFZYQS4&feature=related[/video]
     
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  7. Red Baron

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    Special Ed?
    [video=youtube;pfFRv_1XdDM]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pfFRv_1XdDM[/video]

    Don't forget Beelz!
    [video=youtube;xV5nZxwRESQ]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xV5nZxwRESQ&feature=related[/video]

    Or Vanilla Ice Cream!
    [video=youtube;5rKETOKAO0A]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5rKETOKAO0A&feature=related[/video]

    Last But certainly not least... Superhero.
    [video=youtube;rNeV0hU3ZSY]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rNeV0hU3ZSY&feature=related[/video]

    You might be able to tell I think he's a good comedian.<whistle>
     
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  8. Bozz

    Bozz Well-Known Member

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    I also forgot to mention Mark Watson and Kevin Bridges
     
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  9. luvgonzo

    luvgonzo Pisshead

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    Dylan Moran is really good.
     
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