thanks perhaps you could help me by giving me your bank a/c details , i will lodge 15 billion gbp in and you sir can keep 5 %
Don't have no bank account. It got cut off when I overdrew buying that last penis extension. **** thing is, if you've got a twelve inch cock and no cash you're not getting laid.
Just do what I do and wear tights. No need for socks and you can feel the support all day long. Plus, if you cut a hole in the front of them you can play with yourself via your pocket while at work, on the bus or train, and no one is any the wiser
There is also the option of buying 52 pairs of socks and wear each pair for a week. These should either be incinerated or donated to a local charity shop unwashed. They will wash and launder them for you and you simply buy them back at 50p a pair. It's a never ending supply of socks.
I have adopted this approach many times but it always ends up the same way ....."Where have all my ****ing socks gone?"
TNE, I want to give you something 10 inches long, hard and filled with spunk. My w*nksock now belongs to you.
of course a collection of differently patterned socks solves this problem...as does moving to a country where you dont need to wear socks.
I've got loads of patterned socks, along with the usual black ones. My favourite pair at the moment is the space invader ones that my birds maw got me at xmas.
Ive worn odd socks since I was 12....and im cool with that. I dont feel I have to conform to wearing matching socks.
