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  1. jenthesaint1990

    jenthesaint1990 Well-Known Member

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    ciaran how we supposed to have kids if you get the snip?
     
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    jenthesaint1990, Jan 3, 2012
  2. Jip Jaap Stam

    Jip Jaap Stam General Chat Moderator
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    A strange quirk of vasectomies is that although it renders conception impossible by vaginal sex, it magically makes it possible though anal <ok>
     
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    Jip Jaap Stam, Jan 3, 2012
  3. jenthesaint1990

    jenthesaint1990 Well-Known Member

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    my favourite
     
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    jenthesaint1990, Jan 3, 2012
  4. Jip Jaap Stam

    Jip Jaap Stam General Chat Moderator
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    :emoticon-0115-inlov
     
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    Jip Jaap Stam, Jan 3, 2012
  5. - SW6 -

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    Tags: The sheriff likes it in the rusty badge
     
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    - SW6 -, Jan 3, 2012
  6. Jip Jaap Stam

    Jip Jaap Stam General Chat Moderator
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    No, that's my deputy. I don't think he likes it either, but that's not my problem.
     
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    Jip Jaap Stam, Jan 3, 2012
  7. Gambol

    Gambol George Clooney's wee brother

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    No way I'd ever get the snip.

    Let the boys swim free, far, and wide. :grin:
     
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    Gambol, Jan 3, 2012
  8. Nazara

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    <laugh>

    Knowing you, there's probably a horde of little Gambol's running around.
     
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    Nazara, Jan 3, 2012
  9. Gambol

    Gambol George Clooney's wee brother

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    Not to my certain knowledge or acknowledgement <laugh>
     
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    Gambol, Jan 3, 2012
  10. Ciaran

    Ciaran Going for 55

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    <laugh><laugh>

    It's true Jen.
     
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    Ciaran, Jan 3, 2012

  11. jenthesaint1990

    jenthesaint1990 Well-Known Member

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    we'll be ok then <ok>
    i want at least 5 children, that all right?
     
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    jenthesaint1990, Jan 3, 2012
  12. Ciaran

    Ciaran Going for 55

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    Absolutely. When do we start?
     
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    Ciaran, Jan 3, 2012
  13. Gambol

    Gambol George Clooney's wee brother

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    I'll send you a tupperware box full of Gambol's super strength semen in return from some nudie photies of you. :grin:
     
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    Gambol, Jan 3, 2012
  14. Fabulous Fabio

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    Apparently you can get pregnant by swallowing too, some burd did actually try to convince me I had got her pregnant cos she swallowed. Daft cow
     
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  15. Gambol

    Gambol George Clooney's wee brother

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    Of course wimmin can get pregnant that way. There's a direct connection between her stomach and her usterus. How else do you think babies get fed inside mum's tum? Think about it.
     
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    My seed would melt through tupperware in a heartbeat<ok>
     
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  17. Fabulous Fabio

    Fabulous Fabio Well-Known Member

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    Thats a good point, **** sake I must have about 20 weans out there then
     
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    Fabulous Fabio, Jan 3, 2012
  18. jenthesaint1990

    jenthesaint1990 Well-Known Member

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    when can you come?
     
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    jenthesaint1990, Jan 3, 2012
  19. jenthesaint1990

    jenthesaint1990 Well-Known Member

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    that means if she swallows during pregnancy, your baby is having some of your love juice.
     
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  20. Gambol

    Gambol George Clooney's wee brother

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    So?
     
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