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The Snip O/T

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    You've done the hardest bit now with regards to the kids and it sounds like you and ya bird have a hectic lifestyle. It's the right decision for you in my eyes. Hope yours swell up and need drained too, I'm a bitter person like that ;)
     
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    Game as, glad I got sedated mind mate. As I went into theatre there was a nurse there who was a little darling, if I hadn't of been put to sleep things could have got VERY awkward.
     
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    Boring :emoticon-0118-yawn:
     
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    Definitely don't need knocking out...It only takes about 10 minutes or so and the needles take away all the pain..
     
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    I'm **** scared of needles and having my warrior out in front of pretty nurses and the thought of possibly some bloke fiddling with my bollocks while I was awake. I'm not sure I would have allowed it to happen!

    Sedation was the only option, even if it means I'm a wimp!
     
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    How did you know my middle name?
     
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    The word that springs to mind is pathetic.
    Yer a disgrace
     
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    :emoticon-0165-muscl:emoticon-0165-muscl:emoticon-0165-muscl
     
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    Hadaway man yer a fairy. ffs <doh>
     
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    :emoticon-0146-punch:emoticon-0165-muscl:emoticon-0165-muscl

    <party>
     
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    yer a wimp.

    yer git pansy.
     
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    Yeah I know really <laugh>
     
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    Teessidemackem Well-Known Member

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    Lol, cheers mate.
    Yes it's getting easier now and they start nursery in November, so that'll be a bug help (not that I'm wishing their life away).

    The first year was relentless. I've never known tiredness like it, nor do I want to again (hence the snip). They were feeding every 3 hours for the first 6 months then it went up to every 4 hours. We couldn't take it in turns having twins, so we both had to do it.
     
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    I'm reading this thread for the first time and I'm laughing my tits off at infertile this board is <laugh>
     
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    Fire more blanks than the team we support
     
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    Christ. This is not bedtime material. Im not going to be able to sleep now. Dr ******* contractor? For the record im not getting it done. Night night
     
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    No way.
     
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    That was the oddest thing I found, the doctor was asking if I played golf, and making small talk, whilst he was pulling around on my sack. I'd have rather he just shut up and got on with it.
     
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    Lol , had mine done..and it felt like someone had a piano wire round my bollocks and was trying to pull them through my throat. Afterwards not too bad, and went skiing the next day. I told the missus that the doc said she had to give me a b*** job twice a day for a fortnight. And she believed me. That made it worth it <laugh>
     
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    If you can wait, in 2018 there should be a new method on the market which will replace the snip. It should cost less, hurt less and be fuly reversible. Instead of snipping any tubes, they inject them with a gel, which can then be flushed out with another injection if you want to reverse it.

    http://www.parsemusfoundation.org/vasalgel-home/

    They are currently testing it on baboons, and they want to start human trials this year.
     
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