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The Snip O/T

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    http://www.not606.com/threads/o-t-sore-balls.279714/page-2

    Just had it done Tees, one of me balls swelled up to tennis ball size and I had to go back and get it drained. Good luck ;)

    Apart from that mate I've been fine, no problems, forget I've even had it done, sex feels exactly the same too. Judging by your reasons, I'd go through with it in all honesty pal. I have a 6 and 10 year old and didn't want to start again so don't regret it one bit.
     
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    Are you getting sedated for it? I did! No chance I was being awake through that.
     
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    Piece o pi$$ mate.
    Had mine done in 98 - local anaesthetic - I was driving home 2 hours later.

    Bart.
     
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    Disco down under Well-Known Member

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    Has no ****er on here got functioning genitals?

    Seems everyone's had them chopped off and then there's pops who needs his happy pills to get them working.
     
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    Wait till you hit 30, big shot
     
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    Disco down under Well-Known Member

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    No chance I'm going to want someone poking around inside/outside my sack in less than four years time!
     
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    <laugh>

    You might think different when your not sleeping for nights on end and having to do full shifts at work, changing ****ty nappies (I use the towel round the face for that, it's the only way I can do it).

    Vasectomy doesn't seem all that bad then.
     
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    My missus is going to have such a hard time that all sounds horrible.
     
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    It`s me own fault mate. From when I was younger.

    Wore the buggers out. <laugh>
     
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    Just waiting on the all clear on mine. Bit sore for a few days but as long as you rest up a bit and go on sensible you should be alright. Not pleasant but not the worst thing either, bit of tugging about and then off you go. From what you've said sounds like you're ready Tees. We've got 2 and that's that as well. Good luck with whatever you decide mate
     
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    Nowt to it mate in and out in a jiffy you smell a bit of smoke when they burn the chords and a bit of a tug here and there, worst for me was the room was booked when they took me in and ended up doing it in a cupboard just off the passage with nurse coming in and out for files.:emoticon-0140-rofl:
     
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    Still full lead in my bullets marra.
     
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    Exactly mate. 2 year old twins would make anybody want the snip, it's exhausting.
    I work 50 hours a week doing a 3 week rotating shift cycle and my lass works 8-4pm 5 days a week too.
    During the week I look after the lads on my own either before or after work.
     
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    Teessidemackem Well-Known Member

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    No mate, just getting them numbed.
     
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    Teessidemackem Well-Known Member

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    I commented on that too. I must've been pished. I can't remember you posting it.
     
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    <yikes> Bloody hell guys. I don't think the snip is something I could ever go through!
     
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    Had mine done about the same age as TSM, and it wasn't a bit of bother it led to a canny carefree sex life as well. Mind you all with the same woman.
     
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    I had Dr Contractor as well...I got mine done at Milfield Medical Centre..
     
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    My mate bottled the local and got general anaesthetic. Woke up on the bed in a ward with one leg bent at the knee virtually upright and one leg flat on the bed ( basically 90 degrees apart) and a woman visiting her husband across the ward staring at his naughty bits. He apologised for his naked display but she said it's Ok Ya blanket fell on the floor about 20 minutes ago.
     
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    As I was getting wheeled down, it was at the same time as some bloke giving it large about his 25 years 'ex-service' to anyone and everyone who would listen, especially the younger nurses (I thought he was full of ****), full of bravado he was. When I came round he was being helped out of his bed opposite me and onto his crutches from which he hobbled off the ward, the bloke was practically in tears. That cheered me up at the time.
     
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