The Skull and Crossbones Pub & Official Banter Thread

A promotion at the 1st time of asking from a division that only lets 2 get promoted would be classed as a success

 

Im suprised City didnt try and sign you in the summer when they were rather desperate as no one wanted to sign for them

 

Oh yea, non league play offs wasn't it.. Still you get a medal for that .

 

And a trophy too dont forget...

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It's time to hang up the boots when the only option left is the sh*t!!!

 

Is that the trophy you won? The way you went on I thought it was this one?

 

True. You wouldnt want to put yourself into that position. You know they will again fall into financial trouble and will be forcing players to rip up their contracts and then you get death threats from the fans! You wouldnt want that would you!!!

 

When I looked in your trophy cabinet it was this one though.

 

Dont be silly, club teams cant play in the world cup

 

Obsessed. You been looking in our trophy cabinet, you are on our board, you been reading many threads on other gas forums, amongst many other things. You have a problem Banksy

 

This is what the City players will get at the end of season for just surviving relegation....

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No your absolutely right....that family club has a reputation to up hold...!! Next your be saying they graffiti war memorials...now that would be outrageous!

 

Well......

To be honest, thats 1 thing I wont chuck at them. 99.999999% of the reds were disgusted at that as much as we were. They even paid for it to be cleaned BOTH times that it happened

 

Like punching horses and players pissing in the corner next to away fans

 

1 person punched 1 horse. So its not horses.
1 player 'apparently' pissed by the corner flag. Not players.

However, he was found not guilty by the club and police after investigations were made. Anymore lies you want to bring up?? Next thing you will be saying that Bin Laden was a gashead

And if he did piss by the away fans, then I would rather that than by the home fans

Plus, that horse was lucky. If it was me, I would have done this

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and boob cricket

 

What was wrong with that? That should be in the Olympics

 

And you think that's normal?

 

Shame jims not around to hand it over personally...

 

I heard he fixed it for you to milk a cow whilst blindfolded.

Or is that what you said in your defence