Thanks a ****ing bunch, twat. Jealous because I'v got a Derby ticket?
I've - payback bitch

Thanks a ****ing bunch, twat. Jealous because I'v got a Derby ticket?

Aren't you 'Merica bound soon?

Off to bed ****ing gout is killing me! Weird condition.![]()
Off to bed ****ing gout is killing me! Weird condition.![]()

You sound like my old man.
I feel as old as RHC.
It's a bastard of a condition to have as it's hard to nail down the cause. I know my trigger is fruit but so easy to control but now and then it just comes on really bad for no reason that I can figure out.

Cut down to one bottle of port and one sheep a day![]()

That might be the way forward, I could live without the port.![]()
luvgonzo:4671635 said:Explain?
What's to explain? I lived next door to a complete cock. They moved out yesterday and new neighbours moved in today!

luvgonzo:4671688 said:I've got an old biddy next door to me who's a pain she won't move out but she is quite old.![]()
I used to have a biddy before the twat moved in. She was a mardy **** who just ignored me for a month if she wasn't happy about something. Was happy when the house was sold but I'd love back now I'm not so naive! Unfotunately, the reason the house was sold was because she passed away. Just hoping the new neighbours (about my age) are better than the last cock munchers!
luvgonzo:4671862 said:I know what you mean as next door is rented and it would be just my luck to get someone worse when she moves on.

Both my neighbours own the house so at least there is self interest and pride involved. Nextdoor but one is rented and had a right pair there before, guaranteed police every weekend!
One weekend the police were there after one lad and was hiding on the back gardens. They caught him when I chased the **** off my back garden because he'd been a peeping tom whilst my mrs was getting changed. Don't think the copper knew what to with me, I'd have been in the cell if I'd got hold of him![]()
luvgonzo:4671989 said:It's a bit like that round my way, always something going on, we try to keep out of it but now and then it's hard not to react.