Off Topic The SIR Kenny Dalglish Public House

How was the press conference...?

 

A lady never kiss and tells

 

So you lot are talking about cocks and you've just enjoyed a 'banana'? .. Hmm

 

I've had four ham and German Pepperoni sandwiches, four plums, a crunchie, a whisper and a double decker

 

Good, I was greatly received. They realised how hard it is at Mclaren when the team are clearly favouring one driver and giving him the best breaks

 

**** off, no way

Youve had 3 choc bars?

Are they [fun size?

(nothing fun about them being a quarter of the size they should be )

 

Least they're noticing you. Did they say how much they worshiped me for doing so well without those benefits?

 

http://www.not606.com/showthread.php/235277-Ot-F1-2013

 

Nope, full size

 

It can be very seductively eating a banana can

 

Blimey

I had half a can of pringles and some Pish food Ben and Jerrys before bed lastnight and I feel like a right fat batard today

 

I had a Mcdonalds

 

I ate 350g of beef with a couple of baked sweet potatoes. Gave me the cramps.

 

Now I know how Matth feels, the poor twat

 

I had Jack Pots as my proper tea

 

Can't be arsed to log into my Matth account but I feel fine thanks .

 

they said something about you totally having 'the team behind you' where as they realise im swimming against the tide, God knows what they were on about though.....


Right, I need to get some work done

See you all in about 1.43.743 mins

 

Mutton Curry for dinner lovely stuff.

 

I think all the cyber bullying has taken it's toll on the poor chap

 

Has he left the site? Again.