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  1. Red Hadron Collider

    Red Hadron Collider The Hammerhead

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    I think he's got an elbow injury of some description <ok>
     
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  2. Jürgenmeiʃter

    Jürgenmeiʃter Top top top top top flirt

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    What do? Northeners in flat caps?
     
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  3. Red Hadron Collider

    Red Hadron Collider The Hammerhead

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    FFS <doh>
     
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  4. Jürgenmeiʃter

    Jürgenmeiʃter Top top top top top flirt

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    Bad leg mate, I dont like to go into it as its pretty personal but lets just say it was not good!
     
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  5. Enricky.

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    #badgerbaps
     
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  6. Jürgenmeiʃter

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    Love, dont hate

    Do you touch nothing French?
     
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  7. Red Hadron Collider

    Red Hadron Collider The Hammerhead

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    #****ingweasels
     
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    I was being sarcastic mate, clearly flew right over your head. <laugh>
     
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  9. Red Hadron Collider

    Red Hadron Collider The Hammerhead

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    Absolutely nothing at all <ok>
     
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  10. Jürgenmeiʃter

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    Why would you give the impression that you're a Northener in a flat cap who likes ferrets and dominoes? I like Northeners! Im no Southern shandy drinking twatfish
     
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  11. Jürgenmeiʃter

    Jürgenmeiʃter Top top top top top flirt

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    No it didnt!

    I was being sarcastic as well <laugh>
     
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  12. Jürgenmeiʃter

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    I'd respectfully say bollocks

    If that middle aged gal from the Cheese was stood there in a French maids outfit saying oo la la, check out my ra ra you wouldnt touch her rat?
     
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  13. Jürgenmeiʃter

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    "I love corn(ed) beef.

    I used to be on the Cheese team. Won the Warrington Pairs Trophy one year. There's a ****ing team on the circuit which is peopled by utter ****ing ****s who'll do anything to win. I nearly got into a fight with a couple of them once (not like me) and was told to apologise. Needless to say, I wouldn't and resigned. Thought I'd sooner look after my ferrets instead "

    My lie detector senses you were in the dominoes team <ok>
     
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  14. Red Hadron Collider

    Red Hadron Collider The Hammerhead

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    I don't ****ing believe either of you. You were both ****ing duped <whistle>
     
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  15. Red Hadron Collider

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    It wouldn't have been made in France and she's not French.
     
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    I doubt that "French" bread is either.
     
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  17. Jürgenmeiʃter

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    Ah bloody ****ing answer for everything <grr>

    A sexy French lady, Laetitia Casta

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    Oui? Non?
     
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  18. Red Hadron Collider

    Red Hadron Collider The Hammerhead

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    No. Not even Brigitte Bardot in her prime. Also 'Emanuelle' Sylvia Crystel is Dutch <ok>
     
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  19. Jürgenmeiʃter

    Jürgenmeiʃter Top top top top top flirt

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    Whatever

    Whats 'Emanuelle' Sylvia Crystel is Dutch got do with owt?
     
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  20. Red Hadron Collider

    Red Hadron Collider The Hammerhead

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    She was supposed to be ****ing frog in the film and she's fit (or was) <ok>
     
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