Not sure mate, is it Don? Anyway, it just described my shock perfectly, at the news that RHC is a pork pie & scotch egg hater #philistine
They'd eat every bit of you given the chance, best way to dispose of bodies apparently A friend of ours paid a lot of money for 2 Micro Pigs (more money than sense - in fact they're filthy rich) and 2 yrs down the line they are much much larger than what a 2 yr old micro pig should be The ppl they bought them off no longer answer the phone. They're nice pigs though
haha, loads of people have been done with that one, there was a programme about it & I remember one couple who lived in a 'normal' 3 bed semi & had ended up with 2 massive porkers living in their (once) conservatory, which was now a pigsty Serves them right for wanting a pig as a pet I suppose.
Our friends have land luckily so the pigs are in a nice large pen with pics and a clock up in their sheltered shed bit of the pen You have to laugh