Off Topic The SIR Kenny Dalglish Public House

Nobody does

 

He'll continue to dive still and he'll eventually **** up. He might not be too bad for the first season but wait till after that, he'll be back to his old tricks.

 

Well, the mrs has gone to bingo (nope, she's only 29 ) and left me to look after the boys including feeding them so, I have done the only fatherly thing you can do in these situations...McDonalds!!!

 

I'm a bad father as I send the oldest to the chippy on those occasions.

 

My eldest turns six on Sunday, can't really send him to the chippy yet

 

My Dad used to do the exact same, loved them days.

 

Used to? your only twelve

 

He let me have a korma for my eleventh.

 

Some of the kids roaming the streets around my village are younger, running around with no shoes on half the time from about 5 years old. Scumbag parents.

 

****ing hell, what you getting for your thirteenth?

 

I went to fetch it without shoes (or socks)...

 

He's letting me keep the toy from the happy meal.

 

I daren't ask Mr Gonzo whether McDonalds was around when he was a boy

 

Oi!









We had Wimpy.

 

Explains a fair bit

 

From what I remember Wimpy was really good. Bring back Wimpy!

 

I should be in bed by now, up early in the morning as we're going on a day trip

 

I was going to watch some tv but I'm having fun on the Arse board.

 

If you check out the number of posts on their Suarez thread, I'm in the lead by about twenty comments

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The derail was fun, Oxo was wtf is going on?